r Stalfhaust

Released on Friday 22/03/13

Within the GHEIST, more than just a “chance” accident drove one of its members to experiment with artificial limbs. This was certainly the case for an ordinary trainee mechanic named Stalfhaust and her left arm. But what she didn’t realize was the addictive effect of this particular type of GHEIST technology and all too quickly she sacrificed her remaining arm in order to acquire a second weapon of mass destruction.

First development of the 3 of this character’s different developments:

  • GHEISTStalfhaustpicture
    2Ability unlocked at
    4Stop Opp. Ability
  • GHEISTStalfhaustpicture
    4Ability unlocked at
    4Stop Opp. Ability
  • GHEISTStalfhaustpicture
    6+3 Pillz
    4Stop Opp. Ability

Ability of Stalfhaust:

+3 Pillz

If Stalfhaust wins the fight, the player controlling Stalfhaust will receive 3 Pillz at the beginning of the next round.



Stop Opp. Ability

The opponent’s Ability is cancelled if they have one.

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26 comments about Stalfhaust

Friday 22/03/2013, 11:34

Cause finally she's here, here comes Vi!

Sunday 31/03/2013, 04:24

nop, on tumblr he says:

"Was actually based off of Jack from Mass Effect but all everyone sees with giant gauntlets on a chick these days is Vi from LoL.

Friday 19/04/2013, 13:37

Sigmund's GHEIST Log

Subject #526


As many of you are aware, living in Clint City is not exactly one of the easiest things to do. Everyday is a challenge, and if you somehow manage to make it back to your home and live to see another day, then you win. But the thing is, for as long as you live in Clint City, the challenge never seems to end. Now, don't misunderstand me. I'm not downplaying this place. Clint City has more than its share of good points. What they are, I either don't know or don't care to know. Besides, you've probably been living here longer for a long while, so you're liable to know those good points all by yourself.

Anyway, back on topic. The subject of this log for today is an egotistical, yet honorable young woman by the name of Stalfhaust. Of course, that's not really her name, but that's what she demands to be called. For some reason, she hates being called by her real name. In fact, she even threatened to outright kill the next person who ever used it. Don't believe me? Just ask Rolph. When he called himself trying to 'hit on her', he made the mistake of calling her by her real name. It took about half a dozen Gheistlings, Vlaidimir's impressive physique and Gork's four cybernetic arms to get her off of him. He was under Dr Saw's care for a week. I'm amazed he survived.

Before she joined GHEIST, Stalfhaust was just a regular everyday mechanic working for those idiots over there at that Top Speed Garage place. I don't care to know about it. All I know is that one of those feminists work there. I'm surprised that she didn't rub off on Stalfhaust. Anyway, her life was pretty revolved fixing cars, cars and more cars. She got the occasional motorcycle, but nothing more than that. The thing is, the feminist I mentioned earlier was taking away all her business, so Stalfhaust never really got to build anything that was worth her time. I don't know if she felt envious or not, but most likely so. I know I would be.

One day, after a long day of work at the garage, instead of heading home, she decided to a trip to the local bar to get some drinks in her. This decision would ultimately change her life forever, for the better. As she left the bar, she headed home, as usual. However, along the way, she got caught in a scuffle between those Mafia thugs and those Freaks from the circus. She, unfortunately, got caught in the blast of a bomb that was planted by one of those merciless thugs. You all know him, he's the one who's always carrying around sticks of dynamite or whatever. Anyway, she got caught in the blast, but that wasn't what caused her 'accident'. No, it was the piece of the building that fell on top of her that caused it.

The scuffle soon ended and Stalfhaust lied dead, along with all of the other poor suckers who were in the wrong place at the wrong time. I, who was observing the battle from a safety point, walked amongst the dead and found Stalfhaust there, lying motionless. I was tempted to just pass her by, but I looked as she tried to will herself awake. I, had to admit, I was a bit intrigued. When her eyes awoke, I looked at them and saw a deep fire hidden inside of them. She looked back at me, but for only a little while before she fainted. Deciding it would be a waste to leave her there, I decided to do my good deed for the day and took her back to the base.

I had Vryer get to work on her arm, which he obeyed. It took him only two days, before he had replaced her new arm with a cybernetic one. He had Gork work alongside him, giving him some advice and suggestions. It pleases me to see my fellow henchmen getting along so well. Soon, after the operation was over, the young mechanic awoke. Naturally, she had questions and naturally I answered them. When she saw her new arms, it was needless to say that she was shocked. I bade her to try it out, to see how it would work. As she looked at it, I could tell she was fascinated by it. I asked her to stay here in our secret base for a week, just to see how we do things around here. Feeling that she owed us, she accepted it.

The days flew by and Stalfhaust grew more and more attached to her new arm. With it, she was able to do a lot more than she could with just her regular arm. After her week was up, I allowed her to leave. But to my surprise, she wanted to stay. In fact, she said she would work with GHEIST, on the sole condition that she get another arm exactly her left one. Amused, I agreed to her strange proposal and had Vryer to get to work on making her a new arm. Now, Stalfhaust is a full fledged member of GHEIST. Along with Gork, Vryer and others, she works to upgrade our base, making it a lot more.. efficient. Needless to say, I'm thankful.

Besides, helping to improve the base, Stalfhaust is also using those arms of hers to help us fight the other clans. You should have seen what she did to a member of the Sakrohm last week. That guy's never walking again.

Doctor Sigmund GHEIST,
Creator and Leader of GHEIST

Sunday 24/03/2013, 23:19

you made Quirkilicious really sad....
this character is based on jack from mass effect not vi from lol

Saturday 23/03/2013, 02:44

Stalfhaust, woooowwwwwoooohooooo a woman mechanic :blush:

6 power
4 damage
Ability - ( + 3 pillz )
Bonus - Stop opp. ability

Pros - Pillz manipulator! You win?You get 3pillz back!!! Awesome :nosey:

Cons - 6 power is itchy and give you a migraine. Power and attack manipulation will be a problem to get that 3 pillz back. Competition in 3* spot for GHEIST , eg. Leviatonn, Bristone and Klawz. :sweat:

Overall - 7

Maybe I'm not rating its good enough though. This card is good, pillz manipulator usually great addition and in SOA clan? That just great, you rip your opp. DR and get 3 pillz back? Awesome!! :*: Time will tell if this card can be staple or not. Get it guys :pirate:

Monday 12/01, 17:08

Of those that haven't got a perma elo ban, Stalfhaust is potentially the 2nd best 3* in the clan out of a bad lot... :-|

Sunday 07/06, 15:16

how is this 15k?

Tuesday 02/04/2013, 04:01

I can see Jack in the hairstyle. looks like hers in me3

Sunday 07/04/2013, 01:17

That terrible and embarassing moment when it takes you two evolutions to realise you lighted your cigarette upwards and you have to spit it because "AGH SPPTHOO SPTPHOO my taste buds! They died!"

we all smokers understand you, Stalfhaust, don't worry, sometimes happens!

Wednesday 03/07/2013, 06:49

hmmmm she looks a lot like Bellemere from One Piece
the hair, the cig....