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Released on Friday 23/08/13

Noland is a young man as fresh and free as the air he breathes. Having always harbored a passion for sea creatures, he set sail on his raft to in search of new species. After having been shipwrecked on a small island for several years, he has finally returned with a rare specimen of Goliath hermit crab with which he has entered into a strange kind of symbiosis. The giant shell-fish provides help and reassurance to Noland, who in turn allows the crab to uncover new horizons!

First development of the 4 of this character’s different developments:

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    3Ability unlocked at
    2Power +2
  • Ulu WatuNolandpicture
    4Ability unlocked at
    2Power +2
  • Ulu WatuNolandpicture
    5Ability unlocked at
    4Power +2
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    7-8 Opp Attack, Min 6
    5Power +2

Ability of Noland:

-8 Opp Attack, Min 6

The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 8 points or up to a minimum of 6. If the opponent’s number of Attack points are lower or equal to 6, then the ability has no effect.



Power +2

Ulu Watu’s Power is increased by 2 points. (Remember: Power * Pillz = Attack)

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26 comments about Noland

Saturday 24/08/2013, 00:05

Today's lesson: If you grow your hair out at a consistent rate,you'll eventually end up getting crabs.

Saturday 24/08/2013, 08:02

No Land
What is not land?

I quess you can cheap-shot these names once in a while and get away with it. Well played UR. Well played.

Tuesday 13/05/2014, 13:58

Ok UR Staff - Please let there be now an "Usoland".

Friday 23/08/2013, 11:34

Finally, Dr Zoidberg got himself a friend.

Noland (U)
Power: 7
Damage: 5
Ability: -8 Opp Attack, Mininum 6
Bonus: Power +2

- A pretty solid 7 Power. Average for most 4 Star cards.
- 9 Power with his bonus activated. Awesome.
- Combine that with his ability, and he's possibly one of the most solid 4 Stars of Ulu Watu.
- 5 Damage. Once again, average for most 4 Star cards. He can also provide a 2HKO with Buck.
- Great in low pill fights due to his ability.

- He's a 4 Star, making it a tiny bit hard for him to fit into your deck.
- Competion with some other 4 Stars. Mainly against Numar and Buck.
- He's 1 damage short of the usual 2HKO Mark. but not much of a big con.
- SOB sort of hurts. Only a bit, though.

Overall Rating: 8.5/10
Excellent card. Honestly, I can't think of any real major weaknesses. SOA isn't much trouble, attack manipulation isn't a big problem. Great addition to the clan.

Friday 23/08/2013, 19:45

Castaway Chuck Noland has arrived to UR :) Hopefully Wilson the volleyball will follow.

Sunday 01/09/2013, 20:52

So, this is a YOUNG man, and Pandagran is a CHILD, according to their bios. Something's not right ... :-|.

Tuesday 27/08/2013, 03:48

Noland....S is this like crabophilia or what?

Can I just say it? Noland is insanely good! He's at least a 9/10, if not more but for fairness sake I'll give him that straight up.

Straight up solid stats with a nifty ability makes this card an all round offensive/defensive pain in the ass. SOB? Meh, SOA? Meh, attack/power/dmg manip clans? SUck his crustacious cock. There is almost no scenario where this guy is a liability unless you're faced with 3 Graks' and a Uranus (YAY OLD FIGHT CLUB DAYS)

He absolutely punishes most cards seeing as 9 power coupled with such high attack manip is very, very hard to beat! On the attack there isn't really a 'good counter' for him except plain old DR, and on the defense he just enjoys walling any threat you may have, or any annoying possible bluff card (Hawkins etc)

I would still say Eddie is at least on par with him (That heal is just epic) But honestly both together is a godly combo and leagues better than Buck or Numar..especially since this guy doesn't lose his power (or damage) against SOA!!

SO he's not the next Mokra or Spyke but he's good.....really good!

Tuesday 03/09/2013, 10:50

U s a g i_SW

I said that in response to someone to said the new cards were not expensive for their stats/abilities.

Monday 21/10/2013, 14:00

In level 1 he's taking Hooka and in level 4 it looks like he's masturbating.
That sounds like the type of things a Roots character would do.

Thursday 12/12/2013, 04:03

Anyone else notice at level one Noland is ripping the hell out of that Hookah?