-Kate: Hey everyone, there's a new freak in town! I know you're all disappointed that freaks are barely relevant in the game and anything worth playing is banned, so we came up with an amazing card!

-The joker: Reeeaaally? How many stars?

-(Kate giggles): 2!

-(The joker seems uneasy): A Gil like card? Maybe a SOB like Lehane?

-Kate: Even better, a 6/3 defeat +1 pillz card! That should make up for the Bogdan ban right?

-(The joker licks his lips and looks away): Sometimes my dear, I wonder if there really is any hope for us freaks.

Defeat +1 pillz?

Is there even a point?

Planet of the Apes anyone!? Caesar!

The oracle reviews~

Stats: **, 6/3, defeat: +1 pillz

At first look, a great card. solid stats at 6/3. A nice ability that suits great to a 2 star, that pretty much makes it designed to lose a round.
However, I think that the biggest problem with this card is the amount of 2 stars that are already present in freaks. We have the ever popular esmeralda with a great +10 attack, shazam whom is a surprisingly good fighter, bertha with her brute 8 power, and finally soushee and wonald designed specifically to lose a round. There really is not much of a place for caesar, with a mediocre defeat: +1 pillz.
Moreover, even though it has a nice little 3 damage, 6 power unassisted is quite hard to win a round. Especially for freaks, where power is much more important than damage, to make sure that the poison lands. Hence, really hard to sneak that 3 damage (and perhaps poison in) if needed.

If only she was in another clan (ahem riots, vortex, dont think it would be broken)

7.5/10 (I forgot to give rating on christelle, forgive me!)

I can just picture Caesar screaming, "Now you wear the @#$%@ing pacifier!" in his second level.

He reminds me of Krusty The Clown's Ape in the Simpsons Episode 'To Cur With Love'

Dx out for harambe