The Berzerk crew have a real habit of hurting themselves and quite badly at that. But don’t count on Misery to come and stitch them up like a good little Rescue clan member. Suffering from hysteria, bipolar disorder and OCD, she’s convinced that a tightly wrapped bandage is the cure for any malaise. And you can just imagine how that pans out when it’s topped up with a hefty dose of Xantiax! All in all, you’d do well to steer clear of her if you’re in the slightest bit injured. Unless that is you want to end up in her collection of “Red Motel Mummies”…
  • Released on friday 26/12/14
  • Illustrator: Mathias Ninot
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Power of Misery:

Confidence: Power +4

The Power of Misery will be increased by 4. This ability is active only if a character of your team won the previous round.


Bonus :

- 2 Opp. Life Min 2

If Berzerk wins the fight, the number of Life points of the player controlling the opposing character will be reduced by 2, or up to a minimum of 2.

First evolution of the 3 different evolutions of this character :

  • BerzerkMiserypicture
    Power4AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage1Bonus- 2 Opp. Life Min 2
  • BerzerkMiserypicture
    Power5AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage3Bonus- 2 Opp. Life Min 2
  • BerzerkMiserypicture
    Power6AbilityConfidence: Power +4
    Damage4Bonus- 2 Opp. Life Min 2
53 characters
missions icon 27 missions
Bonus - 2 Opp. Life Min 2
After a Xantiax gas leak in the air ducts of the Red One Motel, all the staff and hotel guests were transformed into fearsome beings, possessed by a fury that can only be appeased by intense fighting. In fact, they would have ripped each other to pieces for time immortal if Cortez hadn't united them under a common cause: to find those responsible for their situation and make them pay!
  • At level 1: min 2 689 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 2 522 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 2 659 Clintz
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23 comments on Misery

Friday 26/12/2014, 13:16

stephen king reference!! smileysmiley

Friday 26/06/2015, 15:00

This is a great 3 stars card (even better for DT type 1): 6 power and 4 damage is normal for 3 stars.

In her clan, Misery is really nice, because the first card you win the round would automatically take off many life points of adversary. Many like: Beef, Sylvia Ld, Lizzy, Cortez (and almost every 5 stars card of the clan), Caiman Kade, etc. would make opponent becoming with only 4 lives and you can finish easily with misery (even if they cancel your power you can bluff) if you want).
Besides this this clan has many cards with: Defeat: -life adv. with increases the chance to win a round and in the round after KO with Misery.
All this for only 3 stars in the deck. Really good. And better, you can actually have her in another deck of high damage cards to play this style.

So pros:
- Can 2HKO with many cards off the clan (and playable in other clans) and with almost all the clan if fury.
- High power makes the 2HKO easier.
- Only 3 stars.
- It has virtual 6 damage if anything goes wrong.
- It's cheap.

- Without ability it becomes 6 powered card, not so good.
- It has a very specific strategy (the one i mentioned) witch is conditioned by her ability. But you can always make a bluff playing her even without confidence (just don't play her if it is your opponents turn and you could 2HKO with Misery after won the round with a Marjory).

Rate green if you like!

Thursday 01/01/2015, 01:16

In cartoons, bandages cure everything!

Saturday 22/08/2015, 14:57

Oh Hefty ...

Monday 14/09/2015, 10:05

lets vote for her Miss clint city 2015

Wednesday 08/11/2017, 18:52

lvl 3 Sillent Hill nurses smileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmiley

Friday 26/12/2014, 12:09

3 Star 6/4 Confidence: Power +4 I think this is a good card!

Friday 26/12/2014, 13:45

The Berzerk Files
Name: Misery (real name is best left unknown)
Former occupation: Nurse
Room #19
Misery is our resident nurse, because all the fighting we do has a 99.99% chance of getting injured, but with Misery, she likes bandages so much, she thinks that'll cure anything! But that's mostly on physical injuries, we still have no cure for Xantiax gas, and we don't know where Kawamashi went to. But back to Misery; she's even crazier that every single Berzerk combined, not only just the Xantiax gas affecting her, but she has hysteria, Bi polar disorder, and OCD! This makes her extremely dangerous, even to her own clan! So to make sure she doesn't end up in the local lunatic asylum, I only let Misery out when I need her to assist me or La Bestia.

Saturday 27/12/2014, 04:46

I would a Berzerk be able to write "file" when all Berzerks are crazy and don't ratiocinate as normal people? smiley

Friday 02/01/2015, 18:29

That last level smiley

Wednesday 18/02/2015, 05:00

This has to be my favorite 3 start Berzerk in my collection. Pair her Misery with Kostner and it's a struggle to manage a loss if they don't have a 2 card KO on you.

Play passively and hoard your pillz for the first 2 rounds (just placing 12 at times to make sure the enemy actually has to use a few to win). If they beat you the first 2 rounds use their deficit to your advantage. Start Kostner and use fury + 1 above whatever they can hit you with next. I normally end up with 1-3 extra pillz (so 2-4 for round 4). If you do it right Kostner won't lose giving you 5 guaranteed damage, up to 2 with his bonus and 5 healing. Misery gets really strong with her confidence and it should be enough to wipe out round 4 as well.

I find that I can win pretty much every time as long as I scrape past round 2 with 3 or more health

Sunday 03/05/2015, 17:49

courage and confidence lol
this card with Ambre =13power can beat anyone smiley

Sunday 28/12/2014, 14:56

I dont see how people are saying this is a bad card. For 3* with natural 6 power is not bad and it has 6 damage with the Bonus. Boosting the power up with her ability and even with Ambre would make her a tough one to beat. so damage manipulation is best thing to use against her.

Monday 29/12/2014, 16:09

possible 10/6 with only 3 stars!

Friday 02/01/2015, 01:23

Is she based off of valentine from skull girls ?

Clint City, night.