Ladies and Gentlemen, please let me introduce you to an incredible fighter:
In the left hand corner, we have Harrow Ld.
While in the right, is our reigning champion: the invincible, drop-dead gorgeous and unbeatable McNeal. Standing five feet eight inches tall with 11 stone of pure muscle, he’s stacked up 78 knockout wins in a row!
He can chop ten bricks in two with just one blow, tear up an entire dictionary with his bare hands, and lift 200 pound weights with muscle alone!
So, place your bets and get ready for the fight of the decade, brought to you exclusively from Channel 2!
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.