Who said Pillz must be eaten to be useful? Take this! BANG!
  • Released on tuesday 03/01/17
  • Illustrator: djethoblaster
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Power of Fast Johnny:

Stop: -4 Opp. Dmg, Min 1

If Fast Johnny’S ability is cancelled by the opposing character and if Fast Johnny loses his/her fight, the Damage inflicted on his/her owner will be reduced by 4 points up to a minimum of 1.


Bonus :

Attack +8

Junkz's Attack points are increased by 8 points. (Remember: Power * Pillz = Attack)

First evolution of the 3 different evolutions of this character :

  • JunkzFast Johnnypicture
    Power2AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage4BonusAttack +8
  • JunkzFast Johnnypicture
    Power5AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage4BonusAttack +8
  • JunkzFast Johnnypicture
    Power8AbilityStop: -4 Opp. Dmg, Min 1
    Damage4BonusAttack +8
65 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Bonus Attack +8
Wild parties, sex, drugs: the Junkz live to have fun. Unfortunately, the government has recently put a 650BPM speed limit on music saying that anything over that would turn young people into raving loonies. The Junkz have declared war on this law and are fighting for their basic right to do what they please!
  • At level 1: min 6 857 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 9 425 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 6 340 Clintz
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11 comments on Fast Johnny

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 10:09

Fast Johnny and Skinny Bob are a play on the term Fast Food in a way.

The irony is that Fast Johnny is not into fast food and Skinny Bob is not that Skinny.

While I am sad he is not an Ld. Well when I see his ability, I tell myself "Worth it" 8 Power, 4 Damage. That`s everything I need.

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 15:02

@minti what do you say xDDD , the stats are perfect for an 3* card , and he is really good against any soa smiley and you can put him with romana,flanagan and locke or so and you only have 13 stars --> 12 more stars for elo

Thursday 05/01/2017, 16:58

So Skinny Bob ends up being bad (who the hell would use him over Graff?) and Fast Johnny an anti-GHEIST god.

Alright folks, move on.

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 02:32

With these upgrades, they never stood a chance

Thursday 25/05/2017, 17:30

Fast johnny, I'm flat on the boards -
Fast johnny, I'm cutting the corners -
Fast johnny, I'm closin' the door -
Fast johnny, don't chase me in your car no more!

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 09:44

The art is very good though compliments to the artist.

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 13:24

8/4 stop : - 4 damage opp . min 1 smiley

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 01:56

I tried hard against the odds, beaten mono bangers+ambre, and thats all junkz get?
Not even tried this time.

Saturday 14/01/2017, 23:00

Fast Johnny is a very strong card and mostly in elo against GHEIST user.
Onik is completely useless now since this card got released.

And @minti
What the hell are you writing there? smiley
Nothing make any sense xD

Wednesday 27/09/2017, 20:23

3k for this card and it's a staple in every elo and type 1 junkz deck 8/4 3 star wow

Wednesday 04/01/2017, 15:47

nice art. as the artist get us used to in a while by now.
congratulations, for another job well done, djethoblaster! smiley

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