A notorious alcoholic, Oryon has joined the Sakrohms after having been attacked by “clouds of mutant flies sent by evil forces”. Following this beer-induced crisis, Oryon awakens to find his head has been shaved and that he's in the Temple of Glor belonging to one Glibon Dashra Sakrh. Preferring it to the gutter, he decides to stay for a while.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.