Formerly a plumber, Robert became Guru Phytoplanctonian after being kidnapped by aliens who, according to him, took him to the “parallel dimension on the left” and introduced him to Glibon Dashra Sakrh. Guru comes back to Earth as “Exo-Nation's” Ambassador to prepare for his arrival by eliminating anyone who doesn't like aliens.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.