Formerly a plumber, Robert became Guru Phytoplanctonian after being kidnapped by aliens who, according to him, took him to the “parallel dimension on the left” and introduced him to Glibon Dashra Sakrh. Guru comes back to Earth as “Exo-Nation's” Ambassador to prepare for his arrival by eliminating anyone who doesn't like aliens.
  • Released on monday 13/02/06
  • Illustrator: Tregis
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Power of Guru Cr:

Stop Opp. Bonus

The opponent’s clan Bonus, if activated, is cancelled.


Bonus :

-8 Opp Attack, Min 3

The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 8 points or up to a minimum of 3.

First evolution of the 5 different evolutions of this character :

  • SakrohmGuru Crpicture
    Power1AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage1Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGuru Crpicture
    Power1AbilityStop Opp. Bonus
    Damage4Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGuru Crpicture
    Power4AbilityStop Opp. Bonus
    Damage4Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGuru Crpicture
    Power4AbilityStop Opp. Bonus
    Damage7Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGuru Crpicture
    Power8AbilityStop Opp. Bonus
    Damage7Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
64 characters
missions icon 24 missions
Bonus -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.
  • At level 1: min 21 392 232 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 10 498 666 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 10 498 666 Clintz
  • At level 4: min 14 250 000 Clintz
  • At level 5: min 21 155 066 Clintz
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23 comments on Guru Cr

Friday 01/01/2010, 03:13

havent you notice....about guru cr hands..? at lvl 1he cross arm it lvl 2 he opens 2 hands and leave 3 fingers close....the 3 fingers close means his damage has just increase by lvl 3 he open 4 means that he is all 4/4 the lvl 4 he open 3 fingers it means his damage has increase by 3...and at the 5th lvl...he open 8 fingers and it already means that his power is now 8....oh well

Tuesday 13/10/2009, 12:53

i think he should be a 8-8 like the big two Dj Korr Cr and Kiki Cr smiley smiley
rate green if u agree

but i will give this card a 10/10

Saturday 12/02/2011, 00:51

They should release Glibon smiley
(read Guru's bio or the Sakrohm clan's bio)

Rate Up if you agree!

Wednesday 11/09/2013, 19:50

Possibly the most useless card ever....

at level 1....

Wednesday 01/08/2012, 21:09

Rate green if you agree there needs to be a special color nameplate for cr cards.

Wednesday 14/05/2008, 18:30

Guru Cr is one of those cards that makes a match. I never know whether to pill, and if so, how many to use against him. He's among the greatest mind-screws in UR, and I wish he were in my Uppers/Sakrohm deck. :

Wednesday 05/02/2014, 00:15

Such a powerful card. He would be perfect if his ability was Stop. Opp. Ability.
Stop. Opp. Bonus as an ability leaves him prone to Damage reduction,something that is apparent in Survivor Extented and Deathmatch. With two walls like GraksmxxT,Uranus, and the fairly new Mokra he would make up for an unstoppable half decksmiley

Thursday 19/02/2015, 03:35

Why does he get stronger when he gets sunglasses and robes? Do the sunglasses fire lasers?

Thursday 17/03/2011, 18:00

Umm hello! GIbson Dash Sargh!!! How did no one see this!! smiley

Sunday 25/05/2014, 11:37

Guru Cr is better then Kiki Cr, and maybe stronger then DJ Korr Cr.

Guru Cr is an 8/7, with 1 less damage then both. However, its kind of unimportant to have so much damage as with 12 lifepoints you are going to be 2HKOing anyway.

But Guru Cr is truly better because he is a Stop Opp Bonus.

Guru Cr is a vicious attack manipulator. Since he has Stop Opp Bonus and few cards have better manipulation then him with an ability, he can tear through most cards, and 7 is really as threatening as 8 as noone would want to take that kind of hit, especially if the enemy like this card is good at.

His Stop Opp Bonus means that clans will have to waste their damage walls, which most decks have 1 of. Thus, he takes away the opponent's ultimate defense, or hits a juicy 7 and hardly needs to pill on the way to victory.

A true 10/10. Kiki Cr is a 9.5/10, DJ Korr Cr is pretty hard to decide (A dual threat, a good reducer or godly damage), but Guru Cr is undeniably 10/10, just like Jackie Cr.

Tuesday 22/07/2014, 05:29

Glibon will have 9 power 9 damage and protaction: everything.

Saturday 21/02/2015, 18:17

You always use 8 pillz on Guru Cr. That's what he wants you to do, that's why he's holding up 8 fingers. If you don't put 8 pillz on him, he goes to your house and feeds you to SkrumxxT.

Monday 26/08/2013, 15:50

"TnT_PRDG - Hero - TRiNiTY
Tuesday 13/03/2012, 14:13

DeathStart - Master - Clumsy Shadows
Thursday 02/02, 16:51
In an all pill battle Guru Cr beats both Kiki Cr and DJ Korr Cr

RE: Yes, and my Jackie Cr does all that too for only 4 stars

REAND MY Lysa teria Cr does all that for 3 "

All pilled Fanny will beat all of them smiley and she is only 2 stars

Wednesday 24/12/2014, 15:25

Rate me
TheBatman_ - Hero - The Unbeatable Legion of Justice
Thursday 17/03/2011, 12:00
Umm hello! Gibson Dash Sargh!!! How did no one see this!!

I think that it's more like this:
Gibson Dash Shakra. Shakra resembles Sakrh more than Sargh when it comes to pronounciation.

Wednesday 26/09/2012, 11:51

Faced him three times soo far, and lost twice, best card in the game. Foreversmileysmileysmiley

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