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Released on Monday 13/02/06

Dorian is the small screen's biggest star and the Government has already tried to get rid of him as they feel he has too much influence. But he's a hard man to put down and now he's more determined than ever to make the world as perfect as his last show was. To start with, everyone has to be beautiful. It's not going to be easy.

First development of the 3 of this character’s different developments:

  • UppersDorianpicture
    8No ability
    3-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • UppersDorianpicture
    8No ability
    5-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • UppersDorianpicture
    8No ability
    7-10 Opp Attack, Min 3

Ability of Dorian:

No ability

No ability



-10 Opp Attack, Min 3

The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3. If the opponent’s number of Attack points are lower or equal to 3, then the ability has no effect.

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75 comments about Dorian

Sunday 21/02/2010, 19:30

Dorian - 8/7 with -10 opp attack, min 3

- A very solid 8 power, that he retains at all levels. Which is amazing
- Lets break him down. At lvl3, he is the 2nd strongest 3* in Uppers (Zatman isn't a fair comparison). However, his damage of 3 isn't great
- At lvl4, he's the 2nd strongest 4* in Uppers (Jackie isn't a fair comparison). However, at the cost of one damage, he is more solid than Nellie and overpowers Beetenka. His 5 damage doesn't allow him to 2HKO with Rubie or Oxen, but it isn't bad at all.
- At lvl5, he is a beast. Strongest 5* in Uppers, 2nd highest solid damage (Zlatar). Lvl5 is his prime in my opinion, letting you 2HKO with Rubie, Nellie, Oxen, Stanford, or even a furious 2HKO with Burt or later-game Oxen.
- A great factor is that unlike many other Uppers, he needs neither his ability or bonus to function. Wait, he has no ability, so no fear from SoA clans
- His -10 opp attack bonus helps in battle, as it usually forces your opponents at least 2 pills to beat him
- High stats, reduction ability, great bluff
- A wise man once said, "Dorian Punch" Truer words have ever been spoken

- At lvl5, he is 5*
- He lacks an ability, never good
- His damage is odd for an Upper (whose main number is 6). Not a flaw though, just dd
- DR can really slow the Dorian

Overall: 9.5/10. Dorian is my favorite card in this game, and with reason. Most of his flaws are minor. His Upper competition is ELO-banned. An amazing card in every level, evert way and that's why he's awesome.

Monday 05/10/2009, 07:33

I honestly don't get it, Zatman is banned, Uppers is NOT overpowered anymore. Why would you ban Dorian ...? Rate green if you agree!

Saturday 27/11/2010, 22:33

The Mission he has is:
"As Seen on TV"
Inflict 300 Damages with Dorian
It is worth 20 Mission Points
You get 250 Clintz for completing this Mission.
Is this a Secret Mission? Yes

Rate green for people to know what his mission is and not stress out that they try so hard but cannot finish his mission.

Monday 13/08/2012, 21:44

That awkward moment when you see Dorian in your opponent's hand and ur like, Man I'm screwed ;__;

Wednesday 30/07/2008, 19:13

Dorian is, at least partly, a likely reference to Dorian Gray, the protagonist from Oscar Wilde's novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray," in which a superficial, immoral and very rich man wishes for eternal youth and beauty, at the expense of his actual self being portrayed in earnest through a portrait an artist has painted of him. As Dorian abuses himself and anyone else he can victimize, his portrait warps and ages, until it is as ghastly as his soul.

Dorian's mantra throughout the novel is, paraphrased, "Only beauty and pleasure matter."

"The Picture of Dorian Gray" was made into a film first in 1945, and is coming to theaters again in 2009. "The Picture of Dorian Gray" is often considered to be Oscar Wilde's only published novel.

Sunday 05/12/2010, 18:03

"To start with, everyone has to be beautiful. It's not going to be easy."

You just know this guy and Herman are going to be mortal enemies.

Tuesday 09/08/2011, 17:09


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Saturday 01/01/2011, 13:24

When he's blurred out, his level five art looks like he's flipping you off.:-|

Thursday 10/02/2011, 06:06

Everyone has to be beautiful? Kick Herman out!

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