Guru claims to have picked up GastroBoy, the little robot who is clearly a product of Poldacho-Golgovinian military technology, when it “fell off the back of a truck”. Heavily armed but with very low level “artificial intelligence”, GastroBoy is nonetheless useful to the sect who have modified his circuits to make him the first ever cyber-preacher.
  • Released on monday 13/02/06
  • Illustrator: Rudyles
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Power of Gastroboy:

No ability

No ability


Bonus :

-8 Opp Attack, Min 3

The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 8 points or up to a minimum of 3.

First evolution of the 4 different evolutions of this character :

  • SakrohmGastroboypicture
    Power1AbilityNo ability
    Damage3Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGastroboypicture
    Power4AbilityNo ability
    Damage3Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGastroboypicture
    Power4AbilityNo ability
    Damage5Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • SakrohmGastroboypicture
    Power4AbilityNo ability
    Damage7Bonus-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
64 characters
missions icon 24 missions
Bonus -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.
  • At level 1: min 3 333 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 4 199 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 3 735 Clintz
  • At level 4: min 3 458 Clintz
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25 comments on Gastroboy

Tuesday 21/07/2009, 21:02

Lvl 1: I 4m r0b0t. Wh4t funct10n d0 y0u w1sh r0b0t t0 pr3f0rm?
Lvl 2: I l1k3 R0b3s. Am3n!
Lvl 3: Stealing is wrong! Gimme back my rob3s!
Lvl 4: All will bow to the might of the one and only god of this world. Do not fear him, embrace the loving god that hold you in his everlasting arms forever....and give me back my robes or I'll hit you with this st1ck!

Wednesday 23/02/2011, 01:10

- 7 damage
- bonus -8 attack, min 3
- a decent beginners card
- Could help beginners with those leveling up missions

- power of 4 is low for a level 4
- no abiltiy
- SOB pretty much takes away any chance this poor guy has of winning
- I think its a bit overpriced

Overall: Another one of those beginner cards. Seen better beginner card but not the worst. I think he's overpriced. I would though recommend buying him for the beginners wanting to start Sakrohm.

Rating: 4.5/10
* has nice way of helping beginners getting started UR, but needs an ability.

Friday 02/05/2008, 20:59

he looks best at lvl 3 they should make him look more like that in lvl 4.smiley

Sunday 06/09/2009, 19:06

Is he a spoof off of that one robot preacher from futurama?

Wednesday 21/04/2010, 17:32

A decent beginner card, mainly for his jawdropping 7 damage he can give. Seeing a Gastroboy and Venus in a single deck when you are level 10 or lower is a nightmare! Be sure to upgrade to any other 4 star card when you pass level 10.

You probably already have Venus in your deck if you have Gastroboy. I would go for Trinmkkt next. He will be used on a regular basis in your Sakrohm deck future.

Sunday 22/01/2012, 00:43

For Pete's Sake! Did no one bother to read Gastroboy's Bio? He's actually apart of the Poldache-Golgovine Family, okay, well, a "product" of the Poldache-Golgovine Military... But still, wouldn't that count?
"Guru claims to have picked up Gastroboy, the little robot who is clearly a product of Poldacho-Golgovinian military technology..."

So, Gastroboy can be counted as one of the few clan members that came from the mysterious Poldcahe-Golgovinian!

Rate up so people can know about this! smiley

Sunday 02/03/2014, 06:48

What no Bender, fine i'll make my own bender card with blackjack ad hookers, you know what? Forget the bender card.

I'm guessing gastroboy is into robotology.

Thursday 19/02/2015, 01:12

Stage 1: Robot
Stage 2: Robot Preacher
Stage 3: Robot Preacher opens fire into unarmed crowd
Stage 4: Robot Preacher replaced with guy wearing the robots armor

Saturday 19/03/2011, 17:57

I found a easy way of getting tickets!!!!!!!!Just buy them for like 425(probably the cheaspest) then sell it to kate for 400 must be lvl 4!That way u get 5 tickets for like 25 clintz!Rate green if helped

Saturday 01/10/2011, 08:52

he is more expensice than pieter? thats bull.

Tuesday 30/09/2008, 17:41

the art at lvl 4 is really badsmiley but at lvl 3 really goodsmiley

Wednesday 22/12/2010, 00:48

it sound like astroboy maybe his brother

rate green if you agreesmileysmileysmiley

Sunday 13/03/2011, 04:59

I wish Gastroboy was stronger. But his fury is goodsmiley

Saturday 18/02/2012, 19:27

lvl4: All your base are belong to us.

Sunday 13/05/2012, 04:44

i want to bay it

Clint City, night.