Every night, the beach sways to the rhythms of Joao's drums. A sports addict and life-long ecologist, Joao really identifies with the Ulu Watu's ideals, but just doesn't get their passion for surfing. He decides to join the clan and start teaching them the art of capoeira, so they can finally see what a real sport is!
  • Released on friday 05/01/07
  • Illustrator: phalloide
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Power of Joao:

Copy: Opp. Damage

Joao has the same number of Damage points as their opponent. This number only takes into account the figure shown on the opponent’s card and does not include changes related to an Ability, Bonus or Fury.


Bonus :

Power +2

Ulu Watu’s Power is increased by 2 points. (Remember: Power * Pillz = Attack)

First evolution of the 3 different evolutions of this character :

  • Ulu WatuJoaopicture
    Power3AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage1BonusPower +2
  • Ulu WatuJoaopicture
    Power3AbilityCopy: Opp. Damage
    Damage1BonusPower +2
  • Ulu WatuJoaopicture
    Power6AbilityCopy: Opp. Damage
    Damage1BonusPower +2
63 characters
missions icon 26 missions
Bonus Power +2
Global warming has a devastating effect on the best spots: snow has become a rare commodity and waves are so violent they can't be surfed... And so the fight begins to urge the government to take into account environmental considerations or, at the very least, to build more skate-parks...
  • At level 1: min 12 346 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 11 766 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 10 903 Clintz
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16 comments on Joao

Monday 29/06/2009, 01:34

Gonna have to agree with MrJak. Just by looking at his bio, there is nothing to point to him being somebody that would want to leave to the Uppers and turn woman.

It states in his bio that he is a major Sports addict. The uppers are a sort of class that seems to leans mostly away from anything athletic. Aside from Tyler , who likes to fish (kinda a sport) and Wendel who is a personal coach (Barely can be considered any kind of a sport but I wanted to give the Uppers the benefit of the doubt), all the Uppers are spoiled upper class snobs that shun themselves from sports. It seems like Joao wouldn't be doing much surfboarding in the Uppers and it says that he joined the Ulu Watu to teach them what a real sport is about. Sorry, but I can't see Samantha or Sydney surfing much. The extent of their bikinis are reserved for sunbathing on the beach and watching people like Joao , Tanaereva , and Razor , do the surfing while Janine makes out with Chad Bread Cr underneath the lifeguard shack. smiley

If you liked my little rant here then please vote green, this is one of my first comments and I tried to get out my opinion while painting a mental image for all of you that was accurate and funny at the same time. Hahaha. smiley

Friday 01/10/2010, 00:34

Is this the same Joao that turned into Jackie? Rate Green if you agree this should be awnseredsmiley

Thursday 08/09/2011, 19:54

Wow Jackie Cr IS NOT JOAO.

Its simple..Ur created Jackie cr 12/02/6 and joao ONLY a year later in 04/01/07

They on jackie's cr's bio typed the 1st name that came up to their heads...Joao.
Later forgeting about jackie,UR created a card called joao.

by UR's communities's dumb logic..im guessing you think jackie cr time travelled to before she was Jackie cr,so that UR could use both new jackie and old jackie(joao) in battle!


Its the same as lola and eadh,UR just accidently named a card after someone who had a bio with such name..

Both cards have no relation .. :I

Monday 07/03/2011, 12:23

i think hes based off of Joao Grande smiley


rate green so people can see smiley

Thursday 29/10/2009, 05:52

I agree there is a good chance this is Jackie. Jackie + Joao = Jacko ?
Black male growing up, looks more like a White female now = possible allusion to Micheal Jackson?

Before anyone gets upset about this, I'm not trying to be funny.

Wednesday 14/04/2010, 22:06

Joao, a solid card for a beginner deck. But that's about as far as he'll take you. With a low base power and an extremely low base damage (1), he soley relies on his ability to become a threat. As you advance your game in UR, you will see many cards and clans that will trump Joao.

If you are strapped for clintz Joao is not what you should spend your money on. George, Ice Jim, Lin Bee, and Kirk are a better way to spend your hard earned clintz.... at least until you get enough clintz for most coveted 3 star in Ulu in Nanook.

Wednesday 06/04/2011, 02:57

Jackie and Joao is different.

Wednesday 13/07/2011, 18:06

Why Joao is Jackie Cr? Here is the answer:

Jackie Cr was released in 2006 and Joao was released in 2007.

That mean Jackie Cr is other Joao not this Joao.

Saturday 30/04/2011, 17:38

Isn't Capoeria a fighting style? smiley

Tuesday 14/06/2011, 04:19

Kreenk Ld > Joao

Sunday 02/11/2014, 19:40

Holy fucking shit

Monday 11/03/2013, 20:49

Some people think he is based of Joao Grande but he is based on João Pequeno the first pubil of the great Pastinha

Sunday 09/10/2011, 18:16

Joao is french for joke. It's a prank to confuse you from the staff. Is this black man a white man pretending to be a white lady who became a white lady before this black man was introduced? Just Joaoing.

Thursday 26/09/2013, 21:24

it could had been, that jackie became CR, because joao got tired of being a high class tranvestite, and went back to the uluwatus, becoming his alter ego again.

Wednesday 30/03/2016, 02:50

How is this guy not a cr

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