Skinny and untalented, Loma Noju's future in rugby didn't look bright until he met Vryer. The GHEIST scientist used the opportunity to test some of his "experimental" products. As the new star of Clint United's rugby squad Loma Noju doesn't regret a thing, although he sometimes he wishes children weren't so scared of him.
  • Released on friday 06/07/07
  • Illustrator: kahouet
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Power of Loma Noju:

+1 Life Per Damage

For each Damage inflicted by Loma Noju to the opponent at the end of a round, the player controlling the character will win 1 Life points at the end of the round.


Bonus :

-2 Opp Power, Min 1

The Power of the opposing character is reduced by 2 points or up to a minimum of 1.

First evolution of the 4 different evolutions of this character :

  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    Power4AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage1Bonus-2 Opp Power, Min 1
  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    Power5AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage2Bonus-2 Opp Power, Min 1
  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    Power5AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage2Bonus-2 Opp Power, Min 1
  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    Power6Ability+1 Life Per Damage
    Damage4Bonus-2 Opp Power, Min 1
63 characters
missions icon 24 missions
Bonus -2 Opp Power, Min 1
The new generation snack "ChocoMuscles", that claims to make you lose weight while pumping up your muscles, has just hit the stores and more and more Clintizens are giving up exercise to idle away their days munching on them. The stadiums are no longer being tended to and the race courses have turned into dance floors for the Junkz… United by Eyrton, Clint City's top athletes want to save the city and restore the truth: to gain muscle, you need to get punching!!!
  • At level 1: min 15 374 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 20 166 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 15 400 Clintz
  • At level 4: min 14 865 Clintz
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22 comments on Loma Noju

Friday 06/08/2010, 21:57

He is a parody of Jonah Lomu a new zealand rugby union winger, he has the record for the most tries scored in a RWC with 15 tries. He was also named as the best rugby player ever, he was unstoppable. And he is in the International Rugby Hall of Fame.
I hope this interested you smiley

Tuesday 14/09/2010, 21:21

Basically what the BIO says, is that all Rugby players are on steroids.

Feeling small and unappreciated?
Struggled to beat your grandma in an arm wrestle?
Find tearing a wet piece of tissue paper to be more than a challenge?

Then try our all new GHEIST ALL BODY ENHANCEMENTS, call 555-BEEFMEUP or write to Vryer at:

47 Experimental products that might kill you,
Gheist headquarters,
Somewhere in Clint City

Sunday 01/08/2010, 03:00

his name is an anagram of "Jona Lomu"
smileyrate green if you noticedsmiley

Friday 03/12/2010, 03:44

Spudd Vision: Loma Noju the Rugby "Saint"

He's a good guy to begin with. He's a pacifist outside the field, he likes kittens and puppies, he's usually seen in the Clint City retirement homes to help out the elderly, he's also an endorser of healthy diet(fresh veggies included), and many things boy scouts and goody goody two shoes will do.

But then he got a bit jealous with those muscle buffed "athletes"(the type who eats ChocoMuscles). He met Vryer and asked him to give him muscles. After that, he started to regret his early decision and nearly became a GHEIST agent until Eyrton showed up and helped him out. Loma Noju's was happy to have joined All Stars and with Frank's pep talk and training regiments, Loma Noju only use his "enhancement" in combat.

He get invited by Robb and Kang whenever they go for a drink.

Monday 20/12/2010, 14:28

♂ Loma Noju ♂

Power ► 6
Damage ► 4
Ability ► +1 Life Per Damage
Bonus ► -2 opp power, min 1
Rarity ► Rare
Level ► 4

● Only card for the All Stars that have [+x Life per Damage]
● With his ability [+x Life per Damage], Increases the life gap. Good for ELO because of the life gap difference.
● For a Rare card, he is cheap smiley
● Hardly banned in ELO

● If opponent uses [Stop opp Ability], this card is not effective
● If opponent uses [Stop opp Bonus], this card is not effective
● Level 4 card consumes too much space for ELO

Why should I buy this card?
- This card is averagely good for an ELO deck. If you are playing All Stars for ELO, it can help you increase the life gap even if you lost 3 straight rounds (to low damage opponents).

Why should I NOT buy this card?
- Its a bit weak, because of his power. A power of 6 cannot do much. Especially when sparring again Nightmare, this card won't really be effective. On my comment, i think this card is poor, the only reason it is rare is because of its spoof on Jonah Lomu, a New Zealand rugby union winger.

Friday 15/04/2011, 06:32

I use this card on T2, and sometimes the opponent left the game in the first round. If he/she play a card like orlok in the first round, you know that he will go for a lost, so you play 3 pills, and fury, and he goes for 6 life, and you go for 12+6-2=16 life. Now you can pay any bluffs comming from a furious kolos.

Sunday 18/03/2012, 22:41

Good: ☑
Bad: ☐

Saturday 26/06/2010, 04:28

Loma Noju = 6/4 with Ability of +1 life per dmg and Bonus of -2 poer min 1

>6 power is good
>>the -2 complements is and can even up power or give him an advantage
>4 dmg
>>6 with fury so he can become a 2 hit K.O
>+1 life is good so its like your making a 8 life difference
>>can make a 10 life difference with fury

>4 stars
>>I would expect bit mor from 4 star like 1 more power or 1 more dmg
>SOA can hurt this card and make it kinda pointless
>>SOA and SOA kills this card since then its just a 6/4 with no ability
>>>best is 6/6 but lots of cards can defeat him
>kinda pricey

Not rly my fav card, I would expect more, some risks to him, but if you need som1 to get you some life or just collect then get this card. His artwork scares me at lvl 3 and 4 smiley

Monday 27/12/2010, 17:47

hey look you can make a 12 life difference if you use fury not that any one would do that but.....

Wednesday 28/12/2011, 04:13

Loma Noju With +1 Life Per Damage -2 opp power min

+ 6 Power (virtually smiley Is not Average For a 4* Add Ambre and BOOM! We have a virtually 11 powered 4*
+ 4 Damage Is Average . Yet His Ability Changes Everything . Add Fury To Turn The Heat To The Extreme
+ Rare Card But Cheap .

- SoA Affects Him BADLY!
- All Stops Destroy Him
- SoB Makes This Card Just A 6/4 Which Sucks A Lot
- 4* Is REALLY hard to budget

Overall: 7/10

Sorry Loma Noju We Already Have Marina , Striker And Even Alexei. Wew. smileysmiley

Thursday 09/10/2014, 11:28

I don't get a lot of the negative comments on Loma, he's incredibley effective if you use him in the right way. Probably my favourite AllStars card..

Saturday 29/05/2010, 05:51

When this guy wins with fury that's a 12 life gap between you and your opponent.

Wednesday 28/07/2010, 05:10

Can you count? Its 12 life difference with fury.
This card is an great, affordable 4*. That said, he is weak to SOA (and SOB), and has no protection, so he won't replace Striker or Marina in ELO. Though if you have the extra room, he can do some serious life manipulation.

Monday 04/10/2010, 14:34

Thinking carefully I think that Loma Noju is actually a wonderful card because a 6 power is average for an all star and he has an amazing ability that i think it is very unique to the all stars so i will definitely use him in a mono deck overall 8.5/10

Sunday 11/09/2011, 19:42

New football Big Power 1+life Carter good Elo defend smiley smiley

Clint City, day.