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Released on Friday 29/08/08

Lazy, alcoholic and blessed with supremely bad taste, Burt had everything it took to become a real Uppers (all except money, that is), until the day he won the lottery and was sent a check for several million. Some Uppers weren’t too thrilled about his arrival in the clan but once you get used to the smell, you have to admit he’s a pretty cool guy…

First development of the 3 of this character’s different developments:

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    3Ability unlocked at
    1-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    4-3 Opp Damage, Min 2
    2-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    6-3 Opp Damage, Min 2
    3-10 Opp Attack, Min 3

Ability of Burt:

-3 Opp Damage, Min 2

If Burt loses their fight, the Damage inflicted on Burt’s owner will be reduced by 3 points or up to a minimum of 2. If the winning character’s Damage points are lower than or equal to 2, then the Ability has no effect.



-10 Opp Attack, Min 3

The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3. If the opponent’s number of Attack points are lower or equal to 3, then the ability has no effect.

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24 comments about Burt

Saturday 25/09/2010, 18:49

lol, the check is writen to Kevin!:eek:

Thursday 12/02/2009, 21:27

Burt - 6/3 with -3 opp damage, min 2 (ability) and -10 attack, min 3 (bonus)

- Very useful ability, the only Uppers reducer beside Gina Glitt.
- Unlike Gina Glitt, Burt has a pretty decent solid power of 6.
- His bonus forces your opponents to use pills to beat him. If they do, not only do they lose pills but their damage is decreased. If they don't, easy 3 damage for you.
- Useable at lvl2 as well, becoming a 4/2 with his ability still in tact. However, I really like the additional 2 power and 1 damage personally.
- Sent a check for several million? Looks like just 1 mil to me :madeup:

- SoA really reduces his usefulness, and SoB makes him pretty weak (6 power). However, Burt can take on most walls (like Dieter, Glorg, Spycee, ect)

- Overall: 7.5/10 - Burt is a decent card, but a very defensive card. He is as useable as Rubie and Frankie Hi are, but they both do much better damage and have abilities that help win. Still, Burt is cheap and is great for beginners and pros alike :madeup:

Friday 28/10/2011, 17:44

So, from what we know, he has no job , so when he runs out of money, he should turn CR, am i right?

Saturday 23/01/2010, 21:24

Ok...to get things staight: THE CHECK IF FOR 1 BILION ( !!! :smirk:

Saturday 19/03/2011, 20:35

You, you guys serioursly you comment like you don't know most grown ups.

When you call your teacher you don't say their first name than second in America and mostly all over the World.

Last (Name First), First (Name Last)

So his name is

Burt, Kevin

Mr. Burt

Not Mr. Kevin, but checks can be wrote pronouncing their first or last name. So he didn't steal the check, he won it from a Lotto which happends to be signed for 1,000,000,000. Knowning taxes he might get atleast half of one billion which brings him to a still big amount of 5,000,000 still making him weathly... Knowning that he's now rich no more taxe reductions... Lucky bastard. :cool:

Saturday 13/11/2010, 16:20

It is funny how theUppers want to Vanish ugky people but some of them are ugly themselves.

Friday 22/07/2011, 03:52

its realy kevins cheak because what name is Kevin Burt in u dont see the last name so it belongs to Kevin

Friday 14/10/2011, 06:10

iRogerthat, because half of a billion is definitely 5 million >.<

don't criticize others when you can't even do math

Thursday 10/04/2014, 14:07

Burt's biography is my story after i won 250 000 clintz on slot machine except for that alcohol thing . :-d

Tuesday 13/04/2010, 21:42

Burt is a great Uppers card despite his shortcomings in damage. But damage is not why you use him. He is arguably the most versatile damage reducer for the Uppers. Jody is ONLY used when confidence kicks in while Gina Glitt has a 99.9999% NON-attack threat (that .0001% comes from that crazy 8 damage)

Burt can be used at the 3 AND 2 star level. With the clan bonus, just a pill or two will keep your opponent honest. Great for any level of play and is a keeper for fantastically low price.