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Released on Friday 30/01/09

Emergency nurse, Joana accompanies the Rescue clan on all their call-outs. They particularly value her skills as an anesthetist; whether they’re used to put patients to sleep before Mark cuts them in two or to paralyze the clan’s enemies before Lobo or Ghoub knock them senseless.

First development of the 3 of this character’s different developments:

  • RescueJoanapicture
    3Ability unlocked at
    1Support: Attack +3
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    4Ability unlocked at
    3Support: Attack +3
  • RescueJoanapicture
    5Power = Power Opp
    5Support: Attack +3

Ability of Joana:

Power = Power Opp

Joana has equal Power to their opponent. This number only takes into account the figure shown on the opponent’s card and does not include changes connected to an Ability or a Bonus. If the Ability is blocked, the character’s Power is equal to that shown on their card.



Support: Attack +3

Rescue’s attack points are increased by 3 points for each character belonging to Rescue’s clan and who is part of their team. Remember that Rescue is also taken into account.

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28 comments about Joana

Sunday 26/07/2009, 09:53

I think the Rescue and the Jungo should switch their clan bonuses with each other, considering their themes. +Attack is wild and +life is more... hospitaly. : )

Friday 30/01/2009, 14:24

Joana - 5/5 with power = opp's power (ability) and Support: +3 attack (bonus)

- A very decent 5 damage (7 with fury). Can kill with Alec, Ghoub, Marco, and other furious Rescues
- Attack can potentially be very good. If her bonus, your opponent will almost always have to overpill you to win.
- You make me wanna Lala! This is a long shot, but she reminds me of White Cap from Elite Beat Agents (It's a Nintendo DS game) ! :madeup:

- Like almost every other Rescue, SoA has the potential to weaken her, but not kill her. She still has a somewhat decent 5-power. Although that doesn't seem like much, don't forget that this is the Rescue clan (Lobo and Slyde have 5 power too)
- Weak against power/attack modifiers, espeically ones with SoB (like Sargh or Tula).

Overall: 7/10 - Joana is a pretty good card, in my opinion. The problem is that Rescue has a pretty good line up of 3*s like Anita, Elvira, and Slyde. Still, I'd consider her over Bobby, Mark, and possibly Lobo in most decks~

Wednesday 19/05/2010, 21:45

@timeisclintz did you ever think that maybe the reason Jungo has +2 life is because they're life has been manipulated by a giant meteor. Also in a real diaster situation.The only thing that can save people is teamwork so hence the support ablitiy.

Thursday 14/01/2010, 18:57

I'm really surprised Joana is the cheapest Rescue card out there. She is amazing. Her ability all but guarantees as long as you out pill your opponent, they're taking 5 damage (Outside Pussycat and Allstars), and that's the other thing. Joana's 5 damage is one of the highest options Rescue's got for hitting hard (2nd 3* behind Lobo, and 7th overall), which is a real weakness for that clan. But if you combine Joana with Sledg or Ghoub, that's a THKO right there, and a pretty reliable one at that with the bonus. Anyone looking to get into Rescue needs to get her, IMO she's 3rd best 3* for Rescue (behind Anita and Elvira)

Sunday 25/09/2011, 20:45

OMG! It's can't be true that Joana and Wesley was in my starter deck! I mean like... Wow! They both pwns! They are totally underrated! Rate up if you agree!

Thursday 29/12/2011, 01:25

Joana is one of the best bargain cards in UR. Seriously, how many cards under 150 ctz do you see actually being played.

Here is a Rescue preset I made for under 3,000 ctz:

Friday 30/01/2009, 11:07

Level 1: 3/1
Level 2: 4/3
Level 3: 5/5 ability: power = opp.power

Sunday 25/07/2010, 04:54

Great card, problem is shes facin Elvira/Anita and Slyde

Personally, ill say it again PERSONALLY id use her over Anita but not the other 2

With the ability to be at 8 power with +12 attk she is a HUGE threat. Problem is power manip will kinda stuff her up a bit, and dun een get started on Mona ugh

Still 5 damage is 5 damage and a possible 8 power is 8 power and YESSSSSS + 12 attk is +12 attk :cool: JUST SAYING:-d

i rate 7.5/10

Tuesday 04/08/2009, 23:05

OK, people. Why all the Joanna bashing? Sure, she's not perfect, and she could be 4/6 or 3/7 and be better in certain situations. But look at it this way:
5 power is enough against SOA with her bonus (whereas 3 or 4 power would be much worse)
she has 5 damage for a 3 star card, which is much better (and more solid) than any other Rescue 3 star except Lobo, but his 5 power is all he will ever have
if played right she can be an 8/5 3 star, which is pretty darn good
and.... she is only around 150 clintz as compared to over 600 for many of the other 3 star Rescue

Overall I give her a7/10 for a 3 star card

Tuesday 01/06/2010, 05:38

this is my first card form joke...
1. "Ok, this needle wont hurt a bit.
2. "Ohhhhh, so thats what it means by 'nerve point'.
3. "Ok, because you wont stay still i will have to take drastic measures...Open wide!

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