The unchallenged champion of drunken boxing, Chan has raised his art to a never-before-seen level since his discovery of the dandelion-root liquor Billy Bob distills in his shed in the middle of the woods. By substituting his own tasteless rice liquor with this amazing beverage, Chan has found he has unsuspected resources.
The kung-fu taught at Fang Pi School was developed in the Golden Mountain Monastery and is an ancestral martial art. The Clan, lead by the merciless Lost Hog, wants to enforce its warmongering ways on each and every one of us. To gain world supremacy, the Clan is fighting to overthrow the government in favor of a Bruce Lee clone that it has created and raised in secret.