The problem with inhabitants of the planet Blohb like Slopsh is that they’re very small and cute when they’re little, but after just a few hours they start to put on weight and become a lot less cute and considerably more “invasive”. And that's not to mention their delightful habit of eating everything in their path.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.