The Aliens have a lot to teach us but unfortunately their English isn’t up to much (and nor, for that matter, is their command of any earthly language). To overcome this problem, Guru has sent Sigma on a study trip to the four corners of the galaxy and since her return to Earth, she’s now their official interpreter.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.