Wise Men Distracted
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!
We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...
care to join us?
Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).
Just send them 500k clintz instead of 100k if you definitely want to get accepted. Small Print - No Refunds..
Integrity and maturity are far more important than raw skills... skills can be learned, but some people never reach maturity. We have never condoned cheating and never will. We win without compromising our values
When players see the WMD tag - they know to expect integrity, maturity and a good fight
I can do it for 90k clintz, got some connections.
@ Daexen, And for those exact same reason, I never used the WMD tag on my name
@ Julian - I am sure enough know your name to be scared to play you already
Well that was a long read **skimmed through it**
100k processing fee? I demand half the profit from this!! I think legally I can claim that! Therefore, I would vote against waived fees!
Totally kidding.. OR am I?
I vote to charge MeRm double
@0-king julian : see Daexen does not want me in the same guild, He increased the charge and I don't even have 1/4 of the original price. LOL
I am not joining anyway.. BLEH
Good luck recruiting though.. You will never get this **points to self** awesomeness