The inhabitants of the planet Keytoohel have some funny beliefs. Adulators of Glibon Dashra Sakrh, they follow his teachings in their own special way. Take, for example, the 17th law of the Great Cosmic Book of Everything and Nothing: "Absorb and transcend what is good in others". This they apply to the very letter. Virginia, a Keytoohelian emissary, will therefore take your best genes and equipment, which she will then easily assimilate and put to far better use than you ever did while living.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.