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Released on Friday 03/05/13

Konrad is an old oceanographer who was “accidentally” left behind by his family at the Red One Motel. As a result, the senile old man woke up one morning in a foul mood asking where his meal was. After a few days stewing in Xantiax his hunger was transformed into teeth grinding fury with him all set to attack anything and everything with his collection of jaws!

First development of the 4 of this character’s different developments:

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    4Ability unlocked at
    2- 2 Opp. Life Min 2
  • BerzerkKonradpicture
    6Ability unlocked at
    2- 2 Opp. Life Min 2
  • BerzerkKonradpicture
    7Ability unlocked at
    3- 2 Opp. Life Min 2
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    8Poison 1, Min 0
    4- 2 Opp. Life Min 2

Ability of Konrad:

Poison 1, Min 0

If Konrad wins the round, at the end of each of the following turns the opponent will lose 1 Life point(s) if he/she has more than 0 Life point(s). If the opponent has 0 or less Life point(s), the poison effect is not triggered.



- 2 Opp. Life Min 2

If Berzerk wins the fight, the number of Life points of the player controlling the opposing character will be reduced by 2, or up to a minimum of 2. If the number of Life points of the player controlling the opposing character is lower than or equal to 2, the ability will have no effect.

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17 comments about Konrad

Friday 03/05/2013, 13:01

It reminds me Eustace from courage the cowardly dog

Tuesday 14/05/2013, 08:33

@Pride of NL I love how you copied Slify's Ongh review almost word by word. "Any flaw is minor, any pro is amazing?" "Using x clan? Get this card"

Seriously. Way too many Slify wannabes writing reviews nowadays, you can't reliably get a decent review anymore.

Wednesday 05/06/2013, 18:06

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers, and wheelchairs.

One day, I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

Thursday 20/03/2014, 20:44

After reading what anzboy said, i discarded herbert the pervert as a possible reference completely, since herbert is not an angry person, and he uses one of those four legged walking stuff.

to me he is 100% fannsworth since he is angry, has glasses and has killer teeths.
Also eustace much better reference then herbert, since at the last stage it reminds me a lot of eustace holding up his huge mask, and is possibly the most grumpy angry yelling old man of all animated history.

Tuesday 16/09/2014, 23:19

I'm gonna write a review that's not trying to be a copy.


8 power, which is awesome
The ability, which could result in a death by poison
The art(my opinion)

4 damage isn't all that good
4*, which could be Hefty on the deck
stop op abilities hurt him
price heavy

Overall score: 9/10, This card is amazing, and is better than most 4* in this clan.

Sunday 26/05/2013, 03:04

this card has turned Berzerk into an elo juggernaut. Konrad+Elvis+Melanie+Lola or Roger is a great half deck 13*

Sunday 14/06, 08:40

This guy is awesome. In ELO (since he's not banned at the time of me writing this), just pill 6+ pillz on him first turn which usually guarantees a win on that round. Everyone will expect you to start conserving pillz after that so just throw out another 4 damage Berzerk such as Elvis or Lola (to throw them off). No one ever notices that Konrad has just done 6 damage and another Berzerk will make it 12 BEFORE the poison even comes into effect. Since the -2 health bonus comes into effect before the poison, that leaves them with 1 health. Ergo, that means that if they don't 1HKO you the very next turn (or have some healing ability) it's a 2HKO.
On another note: Konrad is basically an 8 power with a potential 9 damage when played without opposition. That's scary for a 4*. Deserves his price and should be a staple for anyone that can afford him.

Monday 30/12/2013, 21:59

The Berzerk Files
Name: Konrad
Previous occupation: Oceanographer (retired)
Room #18
You see all kinds of weird people at the Red One Motel, from aliens who are afraid of phones, to bums who put rats in meals, but one thing that I or any of the other Berzerks don't see is weird is elderly people being 'accidently' left behind by there families (by the way, the Berzerk clan does not condone any form of elder abuse). Konrad was one of that kind of statistic. His family wanted him in a retirement home, however they couldn't afford it, so during a vacation from the French Riveaira, they checked into the hotel the night before the gas leak, and what the said family did was check out before Konrad woke up, leaving him in Room #18 alone, he woke up when the gas was being pumped into the vents, the following evening and nearly suffocated from the gas. Now he is now a full-fledged Berzerk and is using shark jaws from his oceanographer day to incite his revenge on the family who abandoned him and the people who might do elder abuse as well.

Saturday 06/07/2013, 10:22

Not sure how he is Herbert the pervert is he doing anything pervert like?
Herbert is like atmost #3 on top referances (only because there are like 4 options)
#1. Eustace from courage the cowardly dog Reason: Their main trait shared is anger and similar character design in artwork, but has no false teeth just gums
#2. Grandpa Abe from the Simpsons. Reason: They are both left behind by their families (simpsons did it in an episode and normally leaves him alone in a nursing home) Grandpa Abe normally is loud and complains with a bad mood. has false teeth talks about them alot
#3Herbert the Pervert from family guy Reason. Close character design, but rarely talks about false teeth(does have)
#4 Professor Farnsworth Reason. Both have killer false teeth.(he uses automatic radioactive false teeth that tries to kill when tastes human blood)

Wednesday 30/10/2013, 15:10

he remembers me to Archibald from La Junta :smile: