Curtiss received the very worst Mark in his entrance exam to La Junta. Unable to hold a knife properly or aim a gun straight, he thought his career in the army was over. But he hadn’t counted on No Nam’s nose for talent. Sensing the young recruit’s potential, No Nam dispatched Curtiss to Arnie's squadron where they transform enemy bunkers into gravel paths for Japanese gardens. And having climbed to the rank of TOP grenadier, Curtiss is now able to cause mass destruction within a ten mile radius!