Like many athletes from Poldachie-Golgovine, Gertrud has been banned from competition events. However, the mutations caused by her training in the reservoirs of an old nuclear power station have made her an exceptional swimmer. With her sporting career on the rocks, she was all set on drowning her sorrows in alcohol but the Junta fished her out just in time.
These light-hearted, loudmouthed fighters are as nimble in their actions as they are in their wisecracks. As supporters of a strong regime, these soldiers have decided to bring society into line, starting by shaving the heads of the wimpy youth. In the long term, they’d be more than happy to take over the running of the government from those “bunch of morons”.