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c Bob Joby

Released on Monday 13/02/06

Social events have always fascinated the jovial Bob Joby. Even as a small child, he would steal his grandma's Uppers Mags to revel in the clan gossip, never suspecting that it would one day enable him to “enter society”. Thanks to a quiz organized by the magazine, he's been invited to attend an Uppers' party. He intends to take full advantage of it to carve out a place for himself in the clan.

First development of the 2 of this character’s different developments:

  • UppersBob Jobypicture
    1No ability
    1-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
  • UppersBob Jobypicture
    1No ability
    6-10 Opp Attack, Min 3

Ability of Bob Joby:

No ability

No ability



-10 Opp Attack, Min 3

The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3. If the opponent’s number of Attack points are lower or equal to 3, then the ability has no effect.

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98 comments about Bob Joby

Thursday 01/10/2009, 18:14

Bob Joby is good for the following reasons:
He can avoid SoA!
6 damage for a 2 star? Amazing!
2 stars should easy fit into elo.

Personally, I think this card should be around 50K and elo banned, due to his sheer awesomeness. Just look at this scenario:

DJ Korr Cr (No pillz) 16 Atk
Bob Joby (17 pillz) 17 Atk

And he's virtually a one hit K.O with Timber.

Also, have you seen that art? Sheer brilliance! Who could of possibly thought of a guy with his ARMS FOLDED!!!

Overall 9.8/10 Any flaw is minor, and this card can fit into any deck.

Wednesday 18/02/2009, 06:02

I had to pay Kate to take this guy off me.

Thursday 20/08/2009, 11:25

He's the best card

when opponent has it :D

Saturday 09/10/2010, 01:15

DJ Korr No Pillz (16 Attack)
Bob Jody 17 Pilz (17 Attack)

Because of Bob Jody's Uppers bonus, DJ Korr's attack is subtracted by 2.

DJ Korr No Pillz (6 Attack)
Bob Jody 7 Pillz (7 Attack)

Sarcastic comments? That's the only thing I see on the top page, this card is downright horrible, he is dead against SoB (But not against SoA, 8D) and high powered cards.
PS: And stop telling everyone that he is the worst card on UR, Zodiack is way worse (One more star, -_-) and Nobrocybix is a little behind Bob Jody, too.

Thursday 02/07/2009, 21:57

omg!!! this card is so the best!!!! i've only lost with him 4532647 times!

Tuesday 04/01/2011, 06:02

(Sarcastic comment about how great this card is)

(Pathetic plea for approval by asking people to rate green)

Tuesday 02/12/2008, 22:31

zomg this card freakin rox!!

Bob Joby...Bob Joby...
what can i say about Bob Joby...?
he bites
he blows
shoots my brain
out my nose
he sux
he bites
he aint winnin no fights
Bob Joby u bitch
go die in a ditch....
yea that's all ^^

Sunday 27/06/2010, 17:39

I will adress the pros of this elo ban worthy card.
He has a SOA ability against ANY ability power reducer
He has SOB against All Stars
His bonus reduces other cards attack.
He has an absorb for SOA's, for they donbt affect him

How do you win with him?

When you go first,play Bob Joby with 120 pillz, and watch your opponent take 6 damage.
Even the mighty dj korr with 12 pillz can't top that.
Due to these reasons he should be the only god of UR, and if they disagree, he will stare at them with his arms folded!

Wednesday 01/09/2010, 23:12

This card wrecks the popular and powerful Randy:

Randy w/ 13 pillz: 3 atk
Bob Joby w/ 3 pillz: 3 atk

and Bob Joby is 1 star less! Let's compare to a 3-star card, say, Zatman

Randy w/ 13 pillz: 90 atk
Zatman w/ 12 pillz: 96 atk

It would take 12 pillz to match the performance of Bob Joby's 3 pillz! Bob Joby is far superior to the 10k clintz, ELO-banned Zatman. Buy Bob Joby while he's cheap!!

Monday 30/05/2011, 08:30

Why is DJ Korr Cr elo banned and this guy isent! What is wrong with UR.....