Life for this former Miss Poldache has not always been easy. Exhausted by an endless string of gala appearances in the worst hick towns imaginable, Venus quickly sunk into a depression. Abandoned by the Miss Poldachie-Golgovine committee when she was on the verge of suicide, she was taken in by Guru who promised her a bright future.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.