Since she was a babe, Uranus has been a total party head. One night as she was leaving her favorite nightclub, "Pilou Dancing Night", she noticed something floating in the sky. Back at home, she did a web search and came across the Sakrohms' website. She reads all about their beliefs and decides to become one of them – they seem nice.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.