Guru claims to have picked up GastroBoy, the little robot who is clearly a product of Poldacho-Golgovinian military technology, when it “fell off the back of a truck”. Heavily armed but with very low level “artificial intelligence”, GastroBoy is nonetheless useful to the sect who have modified his circuits to make him the first ever cyber-preacher.
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.