Former head cook of Clint City's top secret military base, Diego was forced to quit his job after a strange episode about rotten food being served to high security prisoners. Thanks to his contacts with La Junta, he was able to find a new job as head of the sanitary department in a juvenile delinquents' detention center.
These light-hearted, loudmouthed fighters are as nimble in their actions as they are in their wisecracks. As supporters of a strong regime, these soldiers have decided to bring society into line, starting by shaving the heads of the wimpy youth. In the long term, they’d be more than happy to take over the running of the government from those “bunch of morons”.