All on their own after their mother died in child-birth, the Siamese sisters were rescued by Boris Cr who brought them to the Freaks Circus. The audience calls them "Monsters" but their show is incredibly popular; thousands of people come to see them every night. Tired of people's meanness and curiosity, they now just want to be known for their music.
  • Released on friday 27/04/07
  • Illustrator: phalloide
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Power of Dacha Macha:

No ability

No ability


Bonus :

Poison 2, Min 3

If Freaks wins the round, at the end of each of the following turns the opponent will lose 2 Life point(s) if he/she has more than 3 Life point(s).

First evolution of the 3 different evolutions of this character :

  • FreaksDacha Machapicture
    Power2AbilityNo ability
    Damage1BonusPoison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksDacha Machapicture
    Power4AbilityNo ability
    Damage1BonusPoison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksDacha Machapicture
    Power6AbilityNo ability
    Damage3BonusPoison 2, Min 3
64 characters
missions icon 24 missions
Bonus Poison 2, Min 3
Having been around in Clint City since anyone can remember, the Freaks Circus offers unbelievable daytime shows for you and your kids, including fire breathers, knife throwers, big cats and magicians! But when night falls, the show turns into something quite different which, let’s just say, is not recommended for the weak at heart… Come see the Freaks; you're in for a big surprise!!!
  • At level 1: min 1 082 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 1 133 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 1 148 Clintz
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20 comments on Dacha Macha

Tuesday 03/03/2009, 02:54

dacha macha's has the rarest form of siamese twins ever, in which u have 2 heads 4 arms and 2 legs. It only happened once and the names of the 2 people were russian pair Dasha and Masha. so yes they are a parody. just to not confused any1, the real twins were boys! smiley

Monday 25/06/2012, 02:14

Dacha Macha
- Outclassed since 07

Monday 14/01/2013, 19:19

The Girlsfriends of Xia Leming!

Rate Green if you agree smiley

Friday 12/06/2009, 23:15

Which do think is Dacha, and which is Macha?

Monday 19/03/2012, 00:05

Bad: ☑
Good: ☐

Tuesday 27/05/2008, 01:09

in her bio they mispelled own! LOL

Saturday 17/05/2008, 15:58

Having a special ability in addition to the freaks poison bonus would make this card a must-have for any freak deck user.

Since this card has no ability, it's really just useful as a placeholder until you get something stronger.

Thursday 04/06/2009, 18:06

all the low level people use her shes noyhing when your around level 20+ but level 5- people would like this card cause of her 6 power would make her hard 2 beat when u have the beginning decks

overall 3.5/10 only good 4 beginners

Friday 19/03/2010, 16:04

i do

Thursday 03/06/2010, 08:50

This card is so overated, people say she is okay for beginners she is not i think she should be moved to a CR

Saturday 19/11/2011, 14:37

i am a freak deck user and i think she is pretty bad for what she is worth
i bought the other cheaper freak with 7 5 and the heal 1 ability and he is only a bit more expensive
but then i am a beginner so i dont really know that much

Tuesday 17/01/2012, 02:28

Dacha Mache 3* 6/3 ability:none

☻-6/3 is decent stats
☻-There bonus is nice.

☻-6/3 stats are low for a 3 star.
☻-No ability makes them kinda useless

Overall I give them a 4/10. Dacha Macha was a great card when I started out, I loved their artwork and I still love them now, It's just hard to use Dacha Macha with all the great cards we have now.

Monday 23/01/2012, 00:52

I think this card is great!

Ratesmiley if you agree!

Monday 11/06/2012, 05:14

Boris wants all the people (or things) to keep a diary.
Dacha and Macha,
Dear Diary,
Today we went and talked to Gruener, and he said that we were morons, and that we should go away. We both cried, and then made up with him, because he felt bad. We didn't know what to say after that.

After, we went down to see Zoltan. Ahhhh. He's so hot!!! Then Dacha asked him out, but he said no, and that he was staying single. Then I asked him out and he said yes, which made me happy. Dacha screamed and punched me, and then Zoltan siad go away, both of us, and so we did.

Saturday 12/01/2013, 11:29

Freaks Files

Dacha Macha- The Siamese Sisters

I remember when Dacha and Macha first came to the circus. Many of the acts screamed. Mainly the women. Except Cassandra. Boris said he found them when he made a trip to Flesh Pimp's brothel. I wonder what he was doing there? Anyway, they are a very popular act, despite the names they are given. They are also better than most people at fighting because, well, there are two of them. But they are thinking of leaving the circus beacause they just want to be known for their music. Like that will ever happen.


Clint City, day.