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Released on Friday 22/06/07

His real name is Casperiotrenkokistynitsa but people only ever remember his nickname "Crassus", a name our clown has never liked and that has made him ultra sensitive and caused his blood-pressure to soar many a time. Calling him "Crassus" or making fun of his bright red nose is a sure-fire way of getting yourself killed...

First development of the 4 of this character’s different developments:

  • FreaksCrassuspicture
    2Ability unlocked at
    1Poison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksCrassuspicture
    3Ability unlocked at
    2Poison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksCrassuspicture
    4Ability unlocked at
    2Poison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksCrassuspicture
    7Damage +4
    3Poison 2, Min 3

Ability of Crassus:

Damage +4

Crassus’s Damage points are increased by 4 points. (Remember: Damage points are inflicted on your opponent if you win the round)



Poison 2, Min 3

If Freaks wins the round, at the end of each of the following turns the opponent will lose 2 Life point(s) if he/she has more than 3 Life point(s). If the opponent has 3 or less Life point(s), the poison effect is not triggered.

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29 comments about Crassus

Tuesday 06/10/2009, 23:20

I find him quite funny.
Crassus is also the name of a Roman general who stopped Spartacus' slave revolt around 70 B.C., and although he was the one who defeated Spartacus, another Roman general (Pompey), who defeated the remaining slaves who fled the battle in which Crassus defeated Spartacus, and Pompey took the credit for officially ending the revolt.

My point is, Crassus didn't get any credit for defeating Spartacus, thus making him look foolish, like a clown, whom this Crassus is.

Just thought I would point that out.

Saturday 16/04/2011, 21:19

:depressed: Why do you always have to be so angry, Boss? What Did i do to make you so angry? I'm really sorry, I really am.

Tuesday 21/04, 02:39

Well, I'll get my review in.
Crassus- 4*

SOA does not stop him
SOB does not stop him
Nice 7 power
7 damage 9 with fury.
Pussycats? Oh hell, no. (but then again all Freaks don't get hurt that bad because of their poison.)
All stop will hurt him badly.
4* is a lot
Competition. There are a LOT better 4 stars then him. Like, seriously.

Overall: 6.5/10
While he has nothing to aid him in battle, he does have 7/7. The reason why I say SOA does not stop him is because of this: There are 3 types of Freak cards:
1) The damage. These cards have barely anything that can help them win in battle and if they do win their bonus will not really help them because they already did so much damage. Even in ELO where players have more then 12 health.
2) The one that will win pill to pill battles. These cards are the type of cards that do not have enough damage, this in return makes their bonus more useful. The most famous one is Esmeralda or Bertha. (Esemeralda has +10 attack and Bertha has +1 attack per pill)
3) Shazam. Yes, Shazam has it's own category. Mainly because of his ability.

The reason why 6.5/10 is because this card can possibly be in BOTH 1 and 2 category. If there is no SOA on their team he is 7/7 and become a damage card. If there is he becomes 7/3 with his bonus becoming more useful. Why not 7/10? It's because there are too much competition.

Tuesday 09/11/2010, 01:21

Crassus's art scares the ever loving crackers out of me.
His head is exploding, and his ears are leaking blood. A face of anguish shows that he cannot feel the fatal wounds over his anger. Soon, after his rage subsides, he will waddle into a corner and die.
What a way to go.

Monday 02/07/2012, 01:08

Why is he 10k.....

Saturday 07/09/2013, 18:29

We have a clown full of hate and we have a clown full sadness (Bikini Joe Ld). Now we need a clown full of MADNESS!! Make an Joker card, please!

Saturday 21/03, 04:00

I will probably never own this card. I have not been able to bring myself to overpay by so much. Been playing for years and I just don't see it here. I feel like this guys worth like 2k at the most... even if prices are up maybe 3k but when I see rates going for 12k how is this guy up there? I know Charlie and Saki are uncommon but they are much more desirable. you can get Hawk for like 13k!

Tuesday 26/06/2012, 18:22

from 6k to 14k? That's my boy!

Tuesday 13/07/2010, 22:04

Crassus means fat in latin

Tuesday 19/04/2011, 05:12

if this card is 2500-5500 clintz then why is Asporov 500-700clintz!