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Released on Friday 06/07/07

Skinny and untalented, Loma Noju's future in rugby didn't look bright until he met Vryer. The GHEIST scientist used the opportunity to test some of his "experimental" products. As the new star of Clint United's rugby squad Loma Noju doesn't regret a thing, although he sometimes he wishes children weren't so scared of him.

First development of the 4 of this character’s different developments:

  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    4Ability unlocked at
    1-2 Opp Power, Min 1
  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    5Ability unlocked at
    2-2 Opp Power, Min 1
  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    5+1 Life Per Damage
    2-2 Opp Power, Min 1
  • All StarsLoma Nojupicture
    6+1 Life Per Damage
    4-2 Opp Power, Min 1

Ability of Loma Noju:

+1 Life Per Damage

For each Damage inflicted by Loma Noju to the opponent at the end of a round, the player controlling the character will win 1 Life points at the end of the round.



-2 Opp Power, Min 1

The Power of the opposing character is reduced by 2 points or up to a minimum of 1. If the opposing character’s Power is lower than or equal to 1, then the Ability has no effect.

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21 comments about Loma Noju

Friday 06/08/2010, 21:57

He is a parody of Jonah Lomu a new zealand rugby union winger, he has the record for the most tries scored in a RWC with 15 tries. He was also named as the best rugby player ever, he was unstoppable. And he is in the International Rugby Hall of Fame.
I hope this interested you ^^

Sunday 01/08/2010, 03:00

his name is an anagram of "Jona Lomu"
:-drate green if you noticed:-d

Tuesday 14/09/2010, 21:21

Basically what the BIO says, is that all Rugby players are on steroids.

Feeling small and unappreciated?
Struggled to beat your grandma in an arm wrestle?
Find tearing a wet piece of tissue paper to be more than a challenge?

Then try our all new GHEIST ALL BODY ENHANCEMENTS, call 555-BEEFMEUP or write to Vryer at:

47 Experimental products that might kill you,
GHEIST headquarters,
Somewhere in Clint City

Friday 03/12/2010, 03:44

Spudd Vision: Loma Noju the Rugby "Saint"

He's a good guy to begin with. He's a pacifist outside the field, he likes kittens and puppies, he's usually seen in the Clint City retirement homes to help out the elderly, he's also an endorser of healthy diet(fresh veggies included), and many things boy scouts and goody goody two shoes will do.

But then he got a bit jealous with those muscle buffed "athletes"(the type who eats ChocoMuscles). He met Vryer and asked him to give him muscles. After that, he started to regret his early decision and nearly became a GHEIST agent until Eyrton showed up and helped him out. Loma Noju's was happy to have joined All Stars and with Frank's pep talk and training regiments, Loma Noju only use his "enhancement" in combat.

He get invited by Robb and Kang whenever they go for a drink.

Monday 20/12/2010, 14:28

Loma Noju

Power ► 6
Damage ► 4
Ability ► +1 Life Per Damage
Bonus ► -2 opp power, min 1
Rarity ► Rare
Level ► 4

● Only card for the All Stars that have [+x Life per Damage]
● With his ability [+x Life per Damage], Increases the life gap. Good for ELO because of the life gap difference.
● For a Rare card, he is cheap :)
● Hardly banned in ELO

● If opponent uses [Stop opp Ability], this card is not effective
● If opponent uses [Stop opp Bonus], this card is not effective
● Level 4 card consumes too much space for ELO

Why should I buy this card?
- This card is averagely good for an ELO deck. If you are playing All Stars for ELO, it can help you increase the life gap even if you lost 3 straight rounds (to low damage opponents).

Why should I NOT buy this card?
- Its a bit weak, because of his power. A power of 6 cannot do much. Especially when sparring again Nightmare, this card won't really be effective. On my comment, i think this card is poor, the only reason it is rare is because of its spoof on Jonah Lomu, a New Zealand rugby union winger.

Friday 15/04/2011, 06:32

I use this card on T2, and sometimes the opponent left the game in the first round. If he/she play a card like Orlok in the first round, you know that he will go for a lost, so you play 3 pills, and fury, and he goes for 6 life, and you go for 12+6-2=16 life. Now you can pay any bluffs comming from a furious Kolos.

Wednesday 28/12/2011, 04:13

Loma Noju With +1 Life Per Damage -2 opp power min

+ 6 Power (virtually 8) Is not Average For a 4* Add Ambre and BOOM! We have a virtually 11 powered 4*
+ 4 Damage Is Average . Yet His Ability Changes Everything . Add Fury To Turn The Heat To The Extreme
+ Rare Card But Cheap .

- SoA Affects Him BADLY!
- All Stops Destroy Him
- SoB Makes This Card Just A 6/4 Which Sucks A Lot
- 4* Is REALLY hard to budget

Overall: 7/10

Sorry Loma Noju We Already Have Marina , Striker And Even Alexei. Wew. :sweat::sweat:

Sunday 18/03/2012, 22:41

Good: ☑
Bad: ☐

Saturday 26/06/2010, 04:28

Loma Noju = 6/4 with Ability of +1 life per dmg and Bonus of -2 poer min 1

>6 power is good
>>the -2 complements is and can even up power or give him an advantage
>4 dmg
>>6 with fury so he can become a 2 hit K.O
>+1 life is good so its like your making a 8 life difference
>>can make a 10 life difference with fury

>4 stars
>>I would expect bit mor from 4 star like 1 more power or 1 more dmg
>SOA can hurt this card and make it kinda pointless
>>SOA and SOA kills this card since then its just a 6/4 with no ability
>>>best is 6/6 but lots of cards can defeat him
>kinda pricey

Not rly my fav card, I would expect more, some risks to him, but if you need som1 to get you some life or just collect then get this card. His artwork scares me at lvl 3 and 4 :shock:

Monday 27/12/2010, 17:47

hey look you can make a 12 life difference if you use fury not that any one would do that but.....