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Released on Friday 03/12/10

As the public was beginning to tire of Maciej’s show, Boris decided he should breathe new life into it by hiring a sexy young assistant known as Pyro. Unfortunately for Maciej, the young Pyro has rapidly shot to fame and Boris has been left wondering if maybe the two shouldn’t swap roles.

First development of the 4 of this character’s different developments:

  • FreaksPyropicture
    4Ability unlocked at
    1Poison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksPyropicture
    5Ability unlocked at
    2Poison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksPyropicture
    6Ability unlocked at
    3Poison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksPyropicture
    7Defeat: Recover 1 Pillz Out Of 2
    5Poison 2, Min 3

Ability of Pyro:

Defeat: Recover 1 Pillz Out Of 2

If Pyro loses the fight, at the start of the next round the player controlling Pyro will receive 1/2 of the Pillz placed on Pyro, rounded down to the nearest unit, with a minimum of 1.



Poison 2, Min 3

If Freaks wins the round, at the end of each of the following turns the opponent will lose 2 Life point(s) if he/she has more than 3 Life point(s). If the opponent has 3 or less Life point(s), the poison effect is not triggered.

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24 comments about Pyro

Saturday 04/12/2010, 12:59

this is what you get when you cross Muze with Lulabee

Friday 03/12/2010, 12:05

Pyro 7/5 Defeat:Recover 1 out of 2 pills

- Solid 7 power
- Damage of 5.
- A safety net if Pyro loses the battle. Good bluff factor.

- 4*. Grudg pill recovery is more certain and solid power is much better.

Overall: 7/10 - A good card but there are Grudg and WOlfgang's dmg reduction to look out for. Bogdan's SOA is also staple in a Freaks deck. However, her ability is good in situations in the 3rd or 4th rounds where pill balance are restricted.

Tuesday 03/05/2011, 22:18

Twyh and Hula's cousin

Monday 19/03/2012, 00:03

Good: ☑
Bad: ☐

Saturday 04/12/2010, 10:57

defeat: recover 1/2 pillz

Grudj and Bogdan brought the crunch, Baldovino added the magic and now Pyro ignited the fire in the freak lovers hearts

->7 power - always a plus
->5 damage - very nice indeed for a clan of low damage cards
->her ability (1/2 pillz back) gives her more confidence in going all-out for a ko, as long as soa isnt around then you either win and ko, or lose and have a pill advantage (in most cases anyway)

well she doesnt have anything to aid her initially in battle, but that is similar for most Freaks, however i feel confidence in attack is greater than risking
she has HUGE competition in the 4* area, and i mean HUGE. Bogdan and Grudj for a start, two staple, Wolfgang the amazing dr, Maamoon (not much of a competiton i admit) Maciej (ditto Maamoon) and Crassus.....but she lands top, or near top, of the pile for me.!

overall: as a avid player of Freaks i must agree with -Argos-ZS , Pyro isnt a savior, Freaks didnt need that, she is another great card, another new playing style for Freaks to work with, she is another pill manip to complement in T2 modes (you cant fit Grudj Pyro and Baldovino in an elo deck easily) . its hard to judge though, i would love to give her a 10 but she isnt that amazing, she has stiff competition and you may find her hard to fit into an elo deck...

note: best used in survivor i find (elo or T2 your choice)
tip: (Pyro + Tsubame = :thumbsup: )
tip 2: (Olga + 1 turn of poison + Pyro[f] = :D )

Monday 13/06/2011, 22:29

Hula's Diary


Poor, Poor Maciej. I know Maciej wanted an assistant but this young Lady hasn't assisted Maciej at all infact she has upstaged Maciej ,and by She i mean Pyro, and i must say Maciej is not very happy about that at all. Infact Maciej hates her and has even resorted to extreame measures like Burning her Clothes to get her fired but since then she has grown more popular. Maciej is not the only jealous one resently i have noticed Esmeralda starting to get a bit jealous and by that i mean during an evening show men seem to be more attracted to Pyro's Breasts then Esmeralda's moves,Typical men. Now I don't know where i heard this but there are romours going around that Pyro is the Cousin of Me and Twyh, I don't know if that is true i need to talk to Twyh about it, But if Boris thinks Pyro would make good business then i guess Maciej and Esmeralda will have to learn to accept her, I personally hope they do if she is my cousin I'lll have to defend her when Maciej and Esmeralda resort to tactics to get Pyro fired.


Saturday 22/01/2011, 00:27

OMG! this card is so beautiful. Its not about those dogs; its the sexiness!

Sexier than nude.
Great 7 power
Great bonus balanced with ability
Great damage!

Saturday 23/06/2012, 20:43

Miss Clint City 2012! Yeah!:-d

Saturday 09/04/2011, 01:48

Boris's Show Report


Never In my Life have I seen anything like what I saw today. I recently hired a pleasing young female by the name of Pyro to assist in Macjej's fire show and she absolutely stole it from him. It's probably her looks. I mean I searched far and wide around clint city posting ads to find a sexy young female for this show and she fit the Bill perfectly! The Pussycats weren't exactly thrilled by the posters however and they Fired tomatoes out of a machine gun at me. How the got the tomatoes in I dont know but all I know is that their still licking their wounds now. Speaking of Macjej, He's no thrilled about the shows. He's trying to get her in an accident for 2 weeks now. In todays show he set her clothes on fire but it only added to her fame. I don't want my two stars to fight but becoming unavoidable. I'll handle it tomorrow.

Tuesday 16/08/2011, 15:46

miss Pyro