As the public was beginning to tire of Maciej’s show, Boris Cr decided he should breathe new life into it by hiring a sexy young assistant known as Pyro. Unfortunately for Maciej, the young Pyro has rapidly shot to fame and Boris has been left wondering if maybe the two shouldn’t swap roles.
  • Released on friday 03/12/10
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Power of Pyro:

Defeat: Recover 1 Pillz Out Of 2

If Pyro loses the fight, at the start of the next round the player controlling Pyro will receive 1/2 of the Pillz placed on Pyro, rounded down to the nearest unit, with a minimum of 1.


Bonus :

Poison 2, Min 3

If Freaks wins the round, at the end of each of the following turns the opponent will lose 2 Life point(s) if he/she has more than 3 Life point(s).

First evolution of the 4 different evolutions of this character :

  • FreaksPyropicture
    Power4AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage1BonusPoison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksPyropicture
    Power5AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage2BonusPoison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksPyropicture
    Power6AbilityUnlock ability at
    Damage3BonusPoison 2, Min 3
  • FreaksPyropicture
    Power7AbilityDefeat: Recover 1 Pillz Out Of 2
    Damage5BonusPoison 2, Min 3
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Bonus Poison 2, Min 3
Having been around in Clint City since anyone can remember, the Freaks Circus offers unbelievable daytime shows for you and your kids, including fire breathers, knife throwers, big cats and magicians! But when night falls, the show turns into something quite different which, let’s just say, is not recommended for the weak at heart… Come see the Freaks; you're in for a big surprise!!!
  • At level 1: min 21 711 Clintz
  • At level 2: min 20 583 Clintz
  • At level 3: min 19 815 Clintz
  • At level 4: min 19 849 Clintz
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25 comments on Pyro

Saturday 04/12/2010, 12:59

this is what you get when you cross muze with lulabee

Friday 03/12/2010, 12:05

Pyro 7/5 Defeat:Recover 1 out of 2 pills

- Solid 7 power
- Damage of 5.
- A safety net if Pyro loses the battle. Good bluff factor.

- 4*. Grudg pill recovery is more certain and solid power is much better.

Overall: 7/10 - A good card but there are Grudg and WOlfgang's dmg reduction to look out for. Bogdan's SOA is also staple in a Freaks deck. However, her ability is good in situations in the 3rd or 4th rounds where pill balance are restricted.

Tuesday 03/05/2011, 22:18

Twyh and Hula's cousin

Saturday 04/12/2010, 10:57

defeat: recover 1/2 pillz

grudj and bogdan brought the crunch, baldovino added the magic and now pyro ignited the fire in the freak lovers hearts

->7 power - always a plus
->5 damage - very nice indeed for a clan of low damage cards
->her ability (1/2 pillz back) gives her more confidence in going all-out for a ko, as long as soa isnt around then you either win and ko, or lose and have a pill advantage (in most cases anyway)

well she doesnt have anything to aid her initially in battle, but that is similar for most freaks, however i feel confidence in attack is greater than risking
she has HUGE competition in the 4* area, and i mean HUGE. bogdan and grudj for a start, two staple, wolfgang the amazing dr, maamoon (not much of a competiton i admit) maciej (ditto maamoon) and crassus.....but she lands top, or near top, of the pile for me.!

overall: as a avid player of freaks i must agree with -Argos-ZS , pyro isnt a savior, freaks didnt need that, she is another great card, another new playing style for freaks to work with, she is another pill manip to complement in T2 modes (you cant fit grudj pyro and baldovino in an elo deck easily) . its hard to judge though, i would love to give her a 10 but she isnt that amazing, she has stiff competition and you may find her hard to fit into an elo deck...

note: best used in survivor i find (elo or T2 your choice)
tip: (pyro + tsubame = smiley )
tip 2: (olga + 1 turn of poison + pyro[f] = smiley )

Monday 13/06/2011, 22:29

Hula's Diary


Poor, Poor Maciej. I know Maciej wanted an assistant but this young lady hasn't assisted Maciej at all infact she has upstaged Maciej ,and by She i mean Pyro, and i must say Maciej is not very happy about that at all. Infact Maciej hates her and has even resorted to extreame measures like Burning her Clothes to get her fired but since then she has grown more popular. Maciej is not the only jealous one resently i have noticed Esmeralda starting to get a bit jealous and by that i mean during an evening show men seem to be more attracted to Pyro's Breasts then Esmeralda's moves,Typical men. Now I don't know where i heard this but there are romours going around that Pyro is the Cousin of Me and Twyh, I don't know if that is true i need to talk to Twyh about it, But if Boris thinks Pyro would make good business then i guess Maciej and Esmeralda will have to learn to accept her, I personally hope they do if she is my cousin I'lll have to defend her when Maciej and Esmeralda resort to tactics to get Pyro fired.


Monday 19/03/2012, 00:03

Good: ☑
Bad: ☐

Saturday 22/01/2011, 00:27

OMG! this card is so beautiful. Its not about those dogs; its the sexiness!

Sexier than nude.
Great 7 power
Great bonus balanced with ability
Great damage!

Saturday 23/06/2012, 20:43

Miss Clint City 2012! Yeah!smiley

Tuesday 03/07/2012, 09:32

So this is what the inside of the Pyro from Team Fortress 2 looks like smiley

Saturday 09/04/2011, 01:48

Boris's Show Report


Never In my Life have I seen anything like what I saw today. I recently hired a pleasing young female by the name of pyro to assist in Macjej's fire show and she absolutely stole it from him. It's probably her looks. I mean I searched far and wide around clint city posting ads to find a sexy young female for this show and she fit the bill perfectly! The pussycats weren't exactly thrilled by the posters however and they Fired tomatoes out of a machine gun at me. How the got the tomatoes in I dont know but all I know is that their still licking their wounds now. Speaking of Macjej, He's no thrilled about the shows. He's trying to get her in an accident for 2 weeks now. In todays show he set her clothes on fire but it only added to her fame. I don't want my two stars to fight but becoming unavoidable. I'll handle it tomorrow.

Tuesday 16/08/2011, 15:46

miss pyro

Thursday 02/08/2012, 00:46

I shocked that the highest rated reviews have not mentioned anything about the synergy between this cards clan build/bonus and ability smiley
I guess I'll just say it then smiley

So the freaks are dependant on their bonus and rely on getting their poison in early on - just like every other poison based card; so in the first round it is always risky to pill up against your opponent with a freak as they'll know that you need to win the round, most players would use a card like olga to win the round and hope that they win smiley but now with pyro you can pill high and not worry about being beaten in the first round because you will get half the pillz you spend back and with a power of 7 with a lot of pills your opponent would have had to pill high or use up a massive card meaning that you will more than likely get your poison in second round and have a fighting chance of winning smiley

This card for me is what I like to call a poison forcer that basically tells your opponent "hey, you can either soak up my poison or loose half your pillz".. not to mention the 5 damage, although SOA, SOB and strong pill manipulators (e.g. scubb ) stop this from happening, but every card has its flaws smiley

I'm going to rate this card a 9/10.. some might say I'm being overgenerous, and I very well might be, but to me she is one of the best cards from freaks to get your poison through, and that what a freaks deck is made to do, sure cards like Grudj have the same affect, but if he looses, then you have no back up plan so its a all or nothing card, if pyro looses you've got a back up plan smiley

Monday 06/08/2012, 00:08

_wise_ Saturday 04/12/2010, 09:57
[From his Review]

"she has HUGE competition in the 4* area, and i mean HUGE. Bogdan and Grudj for a start, two staple, Wolfgang the amazing dr, Maamoon (not much of a competiton i admit) Maciej (ditto Maamoon) and Crassus.....but she lands top, or near top, of the pile for me.! "

Since when is Maciej not much competition for 4*? He can take on Ulu Watu and Bangers (Especially the former) whom Freaks have a problem facing and get off 5 damage, pretty good for a Freaks card (I know Pyro has 5 Damage). Furthermore when not against Ulu Watu or Bangers he can face cards with 9 power (mainly from ability) like Qorah, Tolliver and Isatis (those came out fairly recently but...), even if just to get off his great five damage and even when no threats with power that high are on the field -3 opp power is going to help a lot to get off his damage even with min 6. I would rather use him than even Grudj.

I know this is Pyro's page and im sorry for talking a load about Maciej but just felt I had to talk about that.

Friday 03/12/2010, 20:52

pyro: 7/5; ability: defeat: recover 1/2 pills. bonus: poison 2 min 3
-7 power. solid and average for a 4*
-5 damage is nothing to sneeze at. combined with that deadly poison bonus and you really dont wanna loose to this card.
-defeat ability is awesome! although not as good as vortex or tsubame, this allows you to pill big without the fear of losing. plus, who wouldn't pill for 5 damage and poison? that actually brings me to my next point smiley
-an excellent bluff. freaks players will usually want to get their poison out on the first two turns which means pilling big on one of their first two cards played. this means an opp who pills big in response to avoid being poisoned. this all adds up to a great bluffer: striking fear into the opp's eyes. and with defeat, pretty much no matter what, you will have the pill advantage if you loose.
-pyro=fire!=cool concept.
-4 stars is kinda hefty but well deserved.
-cost: i hope pyro's price goes down.
-defeat doesn't help you if you win so be careful not to over pill.
-not exactly a fork card. cards like oflgn, dregn, c beast, tsubame are excellent forks b/c game can be over if win or massive pill advantage (most likely leading to a victory) if lose. pyro is more of a first/second turn card, whose victory isn't game ending. however she is a win, win card.
-1/2 pills recovered instead of the 2/3 defeat. this could prove to be a major downfall to this card. only time will tell.
overall: 8/10. best of the new cards in this release.

Thursday 24/03/2011, 12:56

she looks like she's Hula and Twyh's older sister or cousin.

Clint City, night.