Ability: Defeat: Recover 2 Pillz out of 3
Bonus: Conf.: +2 Life and Pillz
Laughter is the opiate of the masses, yes? A few silly words can change the hearts and minds of the public. It is this logic that places the fake-mustache-wearing, chain-smoking, comedy android into the spotlight. A little showrobotship and the audience is putty in it's claws.
Ability: Stop Opp Ability
Bonus: Conf: +2 Life and Pillz
Originally a minor service droid, Line N developed an unfortunate glitch and would have been recycled if it weren't for the rhythm of its spasms having a hypnotic effect on certain biological life-forms. Now equipped with a voice-box and an array of instruments, it wages a glorious musical war against capitalism.
Ability: -3 Opp Damage, Min 2
A humble secretary droid, and not a spybot for our glorious Leader
, JOE Steelman is an example citizen. It does not attempt to consume more rations then it is waged, it does not leave its workplace until it has completed its functions, and it does not spread negative rumors about the Computist party.
Ability: Protection: Power
Computist wrestling is always number one. The reason is clear: when Zan.GIF performs a spinning compile-screwdriver on a squishy capitalist, they always suffer real Computist damage. And if they try to deter it with projectiles? Well, he'll just banish those flat!