A member of the Ftz race, Afshujxolimnbht managed to "accidentally" kill himself in an extremely small earthquake. And now he comes back, not as a zombie, but as a human. However, Afshujxolimnbht used to have a tendency for violence and still does today, so you'd be well-advised to run if you saw him.
2*: 2/1 Ability:Furious (read first post)
CD: A pair of old skis, Grezka the skier found them while he was skiing some slopes. He took interest in the rusty skis and tried to polish them, but this resulted in the skis rocketing out of his shed and going on a killing rampage. But now the skis just feel lonely.
1*: 1/1 A: -3 Opp pwr and dmg min 0 (ohoho power 0 I'm so EEEVIL)
CD: Hanna is usually calm and caring, and used to not be able to fly into a rage. Even as a Berzerk
she's still calm and caring, but when someone does something outrageous, well... Let's just say you don't want to be in her way.
1*: 8/0 (0 damage is just a balancer for that 8 power)
3*: 8/5 Ability: Backlash: Saboteur 2 min -1
Now let me explain the Saboteur ability.
Saboteur makes you lose pillz per turn. If you have negative pillz, you lose.
Cortezzy stats for 4* is balanced by that ability.