@Maniiak:

I was feeling an 8/6 for Barnes, but then that would make Eyrton obsolete...lol.
Also, I made those Jersey Shore cards simply because Ulu Watu has zero pill manipulation. Maybe they shouldn't even exist.
And finally, for anyone interested, I based Teodora off of a friend of mine.

Anyway...

Hank Hill (revised)
Clan: Rescue

Bio: A wise but stubborn Texan, Hill's alter ego is Propane Fighter, a superhero that defeats foes with propane. And although some may laugh at him, Hill is very powerful indeed.

Stats:

2: 4.1
3: 6.1
4: 7.3
5: 8.4 Revenge: -3 Pillz Opp. min. 0

Bobby Hill (U)
Clan: Skeelz

Bio: Although nobody noticed for the first few years, Bobby Hill is in fact very skilled in mind control. What other reason could there be that people laugh at his jokes? After a few minutes with Bobby, his opponent won't even think of bothering him...

Stats:

1: 4/1
2: 5/3 -3 Opp. Damage min. 0

That's right. No damage.

Name: Haley
Clan: Sakrohm

Haley has been known throughout the entire universe! With her beautiful voice she can charm any man she targets... When Haley entered a singing competition, her rival Stella was there to meet her... Although Haley gotten 3rd place she seeks revenge on Stella by using her voice on Guru Cr to make Stella do whatever she wants.

1* - 1/3 Ability Locked
2* - 2/3 Ability Locked
3* - 5/5 Revenge: +3 Life
4* - 7/5 Revenge: +3 Life

Raj
Skeelz
Quick Bio: Please don't piss this guy off or he will raises his temperature to over 200 degrees which cause him go on fire and make explosions.

Level 2: 1/1
Level 3: 3/3
Level 4: 5/5
Level 4: 7/6 Backlash -2 opp life min 2

Just a note. If Backslash is protected, Raj should probably be an 8/6.

Tony M. Cr
Clan: Montana

Bio: Scarface...

Stats:

1: 2.2
2: 4.2
3: 6.3
4: 7.3
5: 8.4 -12 Opp. Atk min. 8

Pow'R
Clan: Ulu Watu

2: 2.2
3: 4.2
4: 6.2
5: 8.2 Support: Power +1

Pro: Potential 17 Power
Con: Does 2 Damage

@Hank Hill Bahh!! Lol, anyways, I don't think he'd see much use due to the conditional and the low damage.
@Bobby Pretty OP. Unblockable and very powerful damage reduction - perhaps make him a 4/2 so he's absolutely useless for fighting.
@Haley May see use, but to be honest i'd rather use Petra. Overall though, a balanced card.
@Raj Ehm, Backlash on a Skeelz? Not sure what to think of that..I guess this card is good against walls.
@Tony M While very powerful, he carries the Montana curse of low damage - he'd probably see some use though in "win as many rounds as possible" decks.
@Pow'R Not only does this guy have low damage, but he's also somewhat weak to SOA. For 5* Ulu Watu's, people want high damage.

Gutz
Berzerk
5*
6/1
7/1
7/2
7/3
7/4
7/7 -10 opp. attack, min 5

Aya (Parasite Eve)
Sentinel
5*
5/1
6/1
7/1
7/2
7/3 +6 Life

Michelle
3* for Pussycats
6/5
Defeat: +2 life

Kris
3* for Roots
7/1
Poison 3 min 3

Jeremy
5* for Roots
7/6
Revenge: -1 opp power and -1 opp damage min 4

Jeffrey
3* for Junkz
6/4
-3 opp power min 5

Tyrone
5* for La Junta
7/6
-3 opp power min 6

@ Paper-Samurai,
honestly, I would Love to see these releases! My personal favourite would be Michelle, even if she does have tough competition, she would be similar to a 3* Charlie

~Violet~
Pussycats ~ Protester for equal rights.

lvl 1: 4/1
lvl 2: 7/2

Ability: Recover 1 out of 3 pillz.

~Jasmine~
Skeelz ~ Manipulate, control, and create ''Natural'' disasters.

lvl 3: 3/4
lvl 4: 6/4
lvl 5: 8/5 (6??)

Ability: + 3 pillz

Valarie
Sentinel
4/1
6/1 -opp attack 8,min 4
7/4 -opp attack 8,min 4

Sarah
Sentinel
6/1
6/2
7/4 poison 2,min 1

The Sacrohm Leader: Dashra Sakrh

5* 7/6. Abb CounterStrike. ^Win 6 damage. Lose reduce damage -6 min -1

Name: Grundi

Clan: Nightmare

1* 3/1
2* 5/2
3* 6/4
4* 6/5

Ability - 3 opp power, min 4

Bio: Grundi's life was tradgically cut short when he was struck down with an Illness 150 years ago but having heard about this Ielena was determinded to find him with the help of Hel and Ghumbo when they brought him back to life Ielena descovered that this illness had some Possitive result with Super human strenght and endurence. Ielena made him an offer to join the Nightmare but it didn't take him long to accept but for some reason he always attack on the thursday and his victums always perrished on a Saturday.