Did...did...Clover just get banned quicker than Spyke ever was?
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.....*drumroll please*
Clover Boomstick has officially earned the title of 'Quickest card to be banned in ELO since being released' lasting only an astonishing one week before being banned.
Mr Spyke Largepackage may I have your award back please...'Spyke kill scrawny man'. Umm..*security please escort Mr Largepackage away from here*...yes, thank you now where was I..
Ahh.....here we are Miss Boomstick, congratulations on your achievement.
Do you have a few words for the-wait, what is that?! Miss Boomstick please- no what I never cheated on Valentines- No! What? Who? Miss Boomstick....miss Boomstickkkkkk--------
End Transmission from Clint City Grammy's
Two different records. One for fastest ban, one for fastest top position on ban list.