Sophitia (Elephant Rider)
Stop: Damage = Opp Damage
plus one damage, but loses damage to almost all SoA.
HVmbVg (Self-driving Humvee)
Confidence: Power = Opp Power
First round, revenge turns, or against SoA, has 8 power. Confidence is it's enemy.
Zeddipah (He's not really a doctor.)
Backlash: -1 Life per Damage, Min 0
10/7 with revenge, but 7 life lost to backlash. All things considered, your opponent will want you to win a round with this guy.
Courage: +1 Attack per Life Left
Unlike my other three here, his ability is actually useful, but his stats aren't.
+24 Attack in normal. +28 Attack in ELO
. If you've got the first move, you've got a wall.