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[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D

[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D
Sunday 09/06/2013, 22:21
Babs Hartley - Legend English

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[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D
Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTYEnglish - Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25

That's right. We want YOU to join TnT.
But only if you are at least Level 20, 18+ years of age, and have some sort of amazing emotional disorder.

TnTers are super hip, progressive, active, and somewhat disturbed. We want people who play the game and/or those who LOVE to talk about all kinds of crazy stuff in our active guild forum.

Do you like putting your fists in various foods? Welcome to your new home.
Do you believe that prawn shrimp make good personal saviors? You belong here.
Do you despise racism, sexism, homophobia all while loving that which is degenerate, depraved, and flat-out kooky? Come on in, then. I have something for you to sit on.

Please let us know your dietary requirements and any food allergies you might have. TRiNiTY

edited by ArtemisBZ Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25
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TGAP-Trixie - Senior English
Tuesday 13/08/2013, 21:02

Babs failed to mention there's always an open buffet and Pepto Bismol on a shelf right outside the bathrooms
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TnT_MeRm - Moderator - TRiNiTY English
Friday 16/08/2013, 02:46

A sappy fishy? Awww.. XD

Half Fishy, yes get that right!!!!

@Trixie: Where is that open buffet at, are you hiding it from me.. **NOM NOM**

edited by TnT_MeRm Friday 16/08/2013, 02:46
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TGAP-Trixie - Senior English
Thursday 15/08/2013, 18:54

Nobody knows. There's just always a buffet, somewhere.
Actually the buffet could be only for Babs and he feasts on players. Because yesterday I saw him, OH MY G...
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Thursday 15/08/2013, 21:22

Sometimes Trixie confuses my 'bukkake sessions' with my 'feasts'.
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Myeltd - Legend - Limit Break English
Thursday 15/08/2013, 21:26

Meh, either way it's nice to see you have your mouth open on a regular basis.
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TGAP-Trixie - Senior English
Thursday 15/08/2013, 21:28

It's just milk . I told you there was a buffet. It's weird though, they have a waffle station, but all the waffles are blue
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WP_Bauldy - Titan - War Party English
Thursday 15/08/2013, 21:28

Consul: Your name please?

Babs: Babs Hartley

Consul: Sex?

Babs: Every day.

Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?

Babs: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.

Consul: Holy cow!

Babs: Yes, cows and donkey too.

Consul: Isn't that hostile?

Babs: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.

Consul: Oh dear!

Babs: No deer! Run too fast.
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Myeltd - Legend - Limit Break English
Thursday 15/08/2013, 21:32

You forgot the rest of it:

Consul: I'm calling security

Babs: Great, the more the merrier.

Consul: Please, get out of my office.

Babs: I'll be done in ninety seconds, I mean nine minutes. Wink wink nudge nudge.
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TnT_MeRm - Moderator - TRiNiTY English
Friday 16/08/2013, 04:58

Ummm!


Please don't scare our potential members!
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Friday 16/08/2013, 17:01

Huh?
We're trying to ENTICE them!!!

HOSSTYLE FTW!!!

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