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[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D

[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D
Sunday 09/06/2013, 22:21
Babs Hartley - Legend English

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[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D
Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTYEnglish - Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25

That's right. We want YOU to join TnT.
But only if you are at least Level 20, 18+ years of age, and have some sort of amazing emotional disorder.

TnTers are super hip, progressive, active, and somewhat disturbed. We want people who play the game and/or those who LOVE to talk about all kinds of crazy stuff in our active guild forum.

Do you like putting your fists in various foods? Welcome to your new home.
Do you believe that prawn shrimp make good personal saviors? You belong here.
Do you despise racism, sexism, homophobia all while loving that which is degenerate, depraved, and flat-out kooky? Come on in, then. I have something for you to sit on.

Please let us know your dietary requirements and any food allergies you might have. TRiNiTY

edited by Artemis-BZ Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Friday 05/07/2013, 06:58

Are you a corpse?
No?
Join, then.
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zyxt - Veteran - TRiNiTY English
Friday 05/07/2013, 12:37

Are you a corpse?
Yes?
Can we count your ribs through a pullover?
Yes?
Would you like to join our modeling agency?
Yes?
Join, then.
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Sunday 07/07/2013, 04:54

Lmfao

Oh, by the way... if you're under level 20, quit trying to get in our guild. Our standards are very low, but they're not that low.
F**k off.
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0_Hope - Titan - Time Conquers All English
Wednesday 10/07/2013, 02:11

Please don't link your own guild in other guild threads
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-Wicer- - Moderator - Harbingers of Ares English
Wednesday 10/07/2013, 04:25

In relation to the previous post, I deleted the post containing a link to another guild, since each RECR thread is for one guild.
Good luck TnT
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XC-MerLiN - Legend - E X C A L I B U R Русский
Thursday 11/07/2013, 21:44

But why don't we ban Baps or extradite him to my guild?
Babs is the best thing that ever happened to this game, I tell you Wicer.
Were it not for this amazing pervert with the most grotesque sense of humour that I know of, En community would have halved.
F***, he even managed to turn Trinity around 360 degrees and made it a desirable guild.
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Thursday 11/07/2013, 23:57

I take credit for nothing.
No idea who posted about our guild in another guild's thread, but I'd love to know, so I can give him a dollar. Or did someone else post about their guild here? That's fine with me. It'll give me someone to KILL WITH MY C*CK AGAIN.

Sorry, I'm not writing anything too clever... a bit distracted with this afternoon snack...
Man, this cup of vomit is DELICIOUS!
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Redford Reems - Senior - TRiNiTY English
Friday 12/07/2013, 20:18

(Edited for political correctness)
Join TNT and I'll shake you warmly by the hand and express my sincerest gratitude for joining this exquisite guild. At no point will I exchange bodily fluids with you.

edited by COLOSSAL-TCA Friday 12/07/2013, 20:18
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COLOSSAL-TCA - Novice - Time Conquers All English
Friday 12/07/2013, 08:12

I might join this guild for the free HIGH.

But I fear it might be more addictive than Crystal meth with worse aftereffects, I mean just LOOK at Babs.
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XC-MerLiN - Legend - E X C A L I B U R Русский
Saturday 13/07/2013, 00:44

Babs is high on something, guys. He can't be real, for sure

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