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[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D

[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D
Sunday 09/06/2013, 22:21
Babs Hartley - Legend English

Urban Rivals | Free Online Manga Trading Card Game | TCG | MMO
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[RECR] TRiNiTY is recruiting! Now with much LOWER STANDARDS! :D
Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTYEnglish - Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25

That's right. We want YOU to join TnT.
But only if you are at least Level 20, 18+ years of age, and have some sort of amazing emotional disorder.

TnTers are super hip, progressive, active, and somewhat disturbed. We want people who play the game and/or those who LOVE to talk about all kinds of crazy stuff in our active guild forum.

Do you like putting your fists in various foods? Welcome to your new home.
Do you believe that prawn shrimp make good personal saviors? You belong here.
Do you despise racism, sexism, homophobia all while loving that which is degenerate, depraved, and flat-out kooky? Come on in, then. I have something for you to sit on.

Please let us know your dietary requirements and any food allergies you might have. TRiNiTY

edited by Artemis-BZ Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25
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Myeltd - Legend - Limit Break English
Tuesday 06/08/2013, 23:29

I have. The only other thing that looks even remotely similar is a loosely-attached garden hose going at full blast. Long story short: apparently you shouldn't set fire to your neighbor's doghouse.
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Wednesday 07/08/2013, 22:44

I need at least 57 more members by Friday.
WORK IT.
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Myeltd - Legend - Limit Break English
Wednesday 07/08/2013, 22:53

57 members in 3 days during the least active time of the year on here? Like my non-openly gay friend who lives in a house with little closet space: you're really up against the wall on this one.
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TnT_MeRm - Moderator - TRiNiTY English
Wednesday 07/08/2013, 23:11

57 more members? Just tell me how we can lure them in. I'll do it. Unfortunately, the mermaid power is losing it's touch.. tsk tsk.

Join us.. We are awesome and we've got ice cream!!!
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Myeltd - Legend - Limit Break English
Wednesday 07/08/2013, 23:23

Hmm, so you have ice cream. Fun invitation for children, death threat for anyone who has diabetes.
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TnT_MeRm - Moderator - TRiNiTY English
Wednesday 07/08/2013, 23:39

For those who can't have ice cream, we have veggie sticks too...

We cater for everybody.
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Thursday 08/08/2013, 20:38

We have diabetics for those of you who enjoy stump-fu*%^ing.
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Myeltd - Legend - Limit Break English
Thursday 08/08/2013, 20:59

They also have vietnam veterans for those who enjoy doing so but also wish to eat bite-sized snickers...
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dust25 - Guru - TRiNiTY English
Thursday 08/08/2013, 22:16

We have free candy
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Babs Hartley - Legend - TRiNiTY English
Friday 09/08/2013, 04:58

That's right! OooH OH!
And we also have scrumptuous, huge cornish game hens and beautiful, gigantic cocks! Just look at that plumage! It's like Phyllis Diller on holiday!!!

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