That's right. We want YOU to join TnT.
But only if you are at least Level 20, 18+ years of age, and have some sort of amazing emotional disorder.
TnTers are super hip, progressive, active, and somewhat disturbed. We want people who play the game and/or those who LOVE to talk about all kinds of crazy stuff in our active guild forum.
Do you like putting your fists in various foods? Welcome to your new home.
Do you believe that prawn shrimp make good personal saviors? You belong here.
Do you despise racism, sexism, homophobia all while loving that which is degenerate, depraved, and flat-out kooky? Come on in, then. I have something for you to sit on.
Please let us know your dietary requirements and any food allergies you might have. TRiNiTY
edited by ArtemisBZ Monday 10/06/2013, 05:25
I wonder why we feel the need to bribe people..
Let's just say we are awesome so they should join :D
Because bribery is fun. So is having the tip of your index finger and thumb touch while you put your other index finger through them. Long story short: never bribe a cop, then do that motion.
@Myeltd: I have an idea, why don't you join us..
Yes I am luring people in even when they already have a guild **evil laugh** **cough** **cough**
I have a bad history with guilds that feature urban rivals staff (cough "shmallous" cough).
I am in the same guild as Babs, how much trouble can you be in. lol
But, if you don't want, then ok. **puppy eyes**
Totally kidding. :p
You probably wouldn't want me to join anyways, especially since I'm sorta in a "rut". In the past 3 guilds I've been in, I've either been unused (and ignored in favor of people with "better winning percentages" ), inactive (due to the scarily high work load at the law office right now), or treated like an idiot (as people see my massive stockpile of clintz and immediately assume that they can rob me of it). This, in combination with the lack of any innovation from the admins/event team has made me rather bored of the game as whole, putting me on a teetering sill of pseudo-retirement.
Besides, Merm's not really staff. She's just a mod. They don't get paid, so they don't hafta give too much of a sh*t. Especially in a private forum like a guild.
She doesn't mind too much if I take a dump on the floor... just so long as I have one of the noobs lick it up in a timely fashion.