The Bran Clan would like to take the following stances:
We designate ourselves to be the official clan of the following people:
Richard Branson, Marlon Brando, Branford Marsalis Sharon
, Lois, and Bram (Bram sounds like bran), Bram Stoker, cool people named Brandon
(i.e. the late Brandon
Lee), Wilford Brimley, attractive girls named Brandy, Branch Rickey, Branislav Ivanovic, Elton Brand, and Brawny the Paper Towel guy (the old one, not the one that sings.)
The International Bran Clan Headquarters will be heretofore designated to be Brandenburg, Germany.
The Bran Clan would like to officially distance ourselves from the practice of branding cattle. Even though the word brand begins with the prefix bran- (which comes from the ancient Greek word for wholesome and delicious). we believe there are more humane ways of displaying ownership of cows, such as a plaque or certificate.
The Bran Clan would also like to distance ourselves from the card Aldebaran Cr
. While it sounds like you are saying 'bran' if you say its name out loud, you are not. Also, it is not a very good card.
In all seriousness, The Bran Clan is expanding and things are peachy keen as always. And not only that, our advertisement has been bumped to the top of the page as well. Mission accomplished.