offline Haunches Titan The Bran Clan
Tuesday 09/07/2013, 08:50

Okay, fine, the part about Japan was only included because it was catchy. Not that we don't accept Japanese members. It's just that Indonesia, Bhutan, and Madagascar, for example, just totally wouldn't have made sense in the title...

Anyway, to get to the point, the Bran Clan is again actively seeking new membership. Yes, it is a fledgling clan, hopefully reaching clan level 3 here in a few hours, but it is expanding rapidly. We are up to 6 members, (I know, big whoop) and approaching the point where we hope to compete in several areas. Again, it is a new clan, so anyone who applies stands to have a great deal of input in matters. Did I mention that our administrator is a robot? No? Well allow me to do so. Our administrator is a robot. Razmatron3000 is as cool as the other side of the pillow. (I hate you, SportsCenter)

We just recently started a contest within the clan. Nothing amazing, by any means, but the prize is something that would really benefit a new player (or anyone that likes getting cards they don't have). The person who recruits the most new members (not counting obvious alternate accounts) will receive several cards, the top one being a card of their choosing worth up to 8000 clintz. We are planning to reward anyone who gives the contest an effort, you know, because we appreciate that kind of stuff. That, and we want our clan to kick some posterior. So come on, join the Bran Clan!

The Bran Clan

edited by Cyber tuesday 09/07/2013, 08:50

offline J amox Titan Open Casket
Thursday 29/08/2013, 21:37

But bauldy is insane too...

offline Hoatzin Veteran War Party
Thursday 29/08/2013, 21:47

No one beats Haunches. No one.

offline J amox Titan Open Casket
Thursday 29/08/2013, 22:53

Maybe babs

offline WP_Bauldy Titan War Party
Thursday 29/08/2013, 23:33

Is there any bran going spare?

I need to do some spring cleaning and i hear it is the thing to open the flood gates if your having some trouble.

offline Haunches Titan The Bran Clan
Friday 30/08/2013, 07:36

If you're looking for Bran, you've come to the right place. That's like asking the bank if they have money, asking Fonzie if he's cool, or asking Nicholas Cage if he's ever been in a bad movie. Heck yes we have Bran to spare, my man. Partake of the Bran and clear out the pipes. You'll feel a lot better, I promise.

And yes, for the record, I am clinically insane. It's cool, though. The team of specialists responsible for my care tell me that not only are my prospects good, I am totally fit to be heading up the most bumpin', Bran-representing guild in Urban Rivals history!!! Really. They tell me that. Maybe I can have one of them write it down on some fancy stationery if you still don't believe me.

In all actuality, I am intrigued by people stating there are those out there that rival my insanity. I find this hard to believe, but am intrigued nonetheless. Normally, I do not stray far from my fantastic looking, awe inspiring bubble, but this news may convince me to do so. It was bound to happen eventually. One does not conquer the world in a bubble.

Editor's Note: fixed some language to be PG rated smiley

edited by Sir B00BY friday 30/08/2013, 07:36

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Clint City, day.