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Meanwhile back at GHEIST HQ the GHEIST continue their plans of WORLD DOMINATION, by infecting it with EVIL SPAM LOVE!
BUT THIS TIME ON AN EVEN LARGER SCALE!
The ORIGINAL and BEST SPAM EVENT on URBAN RIVALS.
The craziest, most addictive event you'll ever know. Guaranteed to DISRUPT YOUR LIFE!
I gave away 300x 0xp Lilou, countless other cards which ranged up to 10,000 clintz and 300 credits to you players with no lives, but now, its time to UP THE ANTE!
I'm giving away MORE!
I've got 1102 cards to give AWAY!
Here's how to win them ALL:
All you gotta do is POST in the ENGLISH COMMENT'S SECTION of GHEIST HQ, YES is IS that simple.
OK, its not QUITE that simple, there ARE rules involved:
Every once in a while, I check on the board and if you were the player with the LAST comment posted AT THAT TIME, you WIN a card!
Not ONLY do you win a card but you ALSO get ONE POINT.
NO DOUBLE POSTS = MINUS ONE POINT
NO SMILEYS = MINUS ONE POINT
POSTING GIBBERISH AND/OR NUMBERS = MINUS ONE POINT
DON'T ask me to check the board, or even HINT it, otherwise you'll ALSO get MINUS ONE POINT.
I MAY check the board multiple times a day, so potentially I could give away ALL 1102 cards that day (though I DO have a life, so this probably won't happen)
You can potentially win EVERYTHING.
Prizes are divided into THREE categories:
THE COLOSSAL ^WIN
SMALL ^WINS occur EVERY time you win a card and a point.
BIG ^WINS occur EVERY time you get multiples of ten points. So at 10 points you get a ^BIG WIN, the next time you get this will be at 20 points.
THE COLOSSAL ^WIN is awarded to the player with the MOST points after 1100 cards have ALL been SOLD.
Here are the prizes that can be given away for SMALL ^WINS:
1000x SMALL ^WINS in TOTAL. The card you receive EACH time is set RANDOMLY.
Here are the prizes that can be given away for BIG ^WINS:
10x T Gaank
10x Terry Cr
100x BIG ^WINS in TOTAL. The card you receive EACH time is set RANDOMLY. ALL cards MUST go before the end of the event. I may RANDOMLY award a ^BIG WIN in place
of a ^SMALL win at rare occasions. I may also offer them as alternative prizes to MINI GAMES which are sometimes played in the HQ.
And here is the prizes on offer for THE COLOSSAL ^WIN
1x Jackie Cr and 1x 0xp Globumm
Sometimes we will play some crazy varied MINI-GAMEs, you will be notified via PM BEFORE they start. You do NOT have to play if you don't want to.
IN-FACT you don't have to do SPAM if you don't want to, you'll just miss out on all the crazy prizes.
SO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LIVES AND START SPAMMING!
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He goes to stag parties with 2 beautiful women beside him...
... He can parallel park blindfolded...
... Rocket scientists ask him for his advice often...
... He doesn't always drink beer. He usually drinks water...
... He abolished slave trade so he could legally hoard all the slaves himself...
He is... the most belligerent slave driver in the world