Thursday 22/08/2013, 13:06

You all know who we are.
If you haven't heard about us, don't bother to read the rest.
We are recruiting 10 members who come close to our ELO requirements, but couldn't quite make it, hence waiting by the side.
Well, we will give you a chance to enter E X C A L I B U R, stay and study and work, and fight shoulder to shoulder with the best of the best, and I am sure your gameplay will improve vastly.
If you make it within a month of recruitment, you can stay as permanent member, else, you need to go back home.
We are a dead serious guild, hence only relevant posts will be entertained. Trolling of any kind will be reported as it is against and violations will be recommended for further action.
Only Excalibur members, our guild friends, and prospective recruitees, may comment in this thread.
Thank you.

edited by W M Daexen thursday 22/08/2013, 13:06

Wednesday 28/08/2013, 21:35

Alternatively just get the gaffer tape and rope out. Drive around in a white van snatching people.

Wednesday 28/08/2013, 22:37

Haha, that makes me think of the movie Red when Bruce Willis takes this girl to see an old acquaintance of his, and he had a roll of duct tape in his hand that he previously used on her.
She innocently asks, 'Do you have to go on duct taping everyone?'. I laughed myself to death!smiley

Wednesday 28/08/2013, 22:49

I am trying to convince my wife that going to see Red 2 is a good idea. It's not going well so far.

Perhaps duct tape is the answer smiley

Thursday 29/08/2013, 20:50

I thought it was 'duck tape'.
Poor ducks... smiley

I've got that prickly feeling from day old taint shave. smiley

Friday 30/08/2013, 07:47

KuriosJason has always had an obscure attraction to me, all the men who pretend to be women want what they can't have.

Sunday 01/09/2013, 20:27

*stabs Ikki for making a gross generalization*


*stabs him a few more times, because it was so fun the first time*

Sunday 01/09/2013, 21:16

Bauldy: Oh yes. Duct tape works magic.smiley
@Babs: Try duct tape smiley

Friday 06/09/2013, 04:38

@Babs you know you want some Ikki in the mouth.

Friday 06/09/2013, 11:56

Ikki and Babs can make it out by kissing each other's ...err.... cheek smiley
Infringements in the general flow of conversation by mentioning Duct tape is a mean way of silencing your opponents.
Btw, what the **** did you edit off our rec thread, W M Daexen? Was that my 'F' word.
if so, that was pretty mean of you. smiley
Go to the trinity rec thread, and you'll get enough stuff to permaban babs, me, and maybe, hopefully, Ikki too smiley

Friday 06/09/2013, 19:14

Can't permaban me for any of that. I'm too wily. There are lines painted on my toes.

*puts duck tape on taint. rips it off*

..... damn. That looks MUCH CLEANER NOW! smiley


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