Wise Men Distracted
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!
We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...
care to join us?
Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).
A cousin is a cushion... that sorta way? Oh I love it, lemme call my thrice removed second cousin across the pond, who is a tranny, called babs or something, no, it's not a bread.
Babs: the Bread.
I like the sound of it. It's kinda yeasty.
Speaking of which: has anyone here ever f*cked a giant wad of yeast? I tried it once. Felt like my rooster was an inside out pizza oven on a snowy day.
WMD, the oldest and most respected of all En guilds is recruiting is good news indeed.
Their founder, WMDaexen has contributed a lot to develop not just the En language part of this game, but has done much towards shaping this game into this far better game that you see today, with his innovative ideas, and more than moderator abilities.
You might not hear from him much because he is a busy man, both in real life, as well as in his gaming life.
I wish him and his wife all success in life, just the same as I wish WMD to gain new heights of glory.
Good luck, wonderful guild!
Okay, my friend is busy with own life, and he has a lot on his hands, butn that doesn't mean that WMD is any less.
The oldest and the most versatile of all En guilds need you.
If you meet our requirements, join today!
Wise Men Distracted
By the way, you might be thinking who am I to recruit for WMD?
Just setting right some past wrongs. Btw, Excalibur owes a lot to our friendship with WMD in and out of this game.