offline W M Daexen Colossus Wise Men Distracted
Tuesday 20/08/2013, 18:14

Wise Men Distracted

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!

We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...

care to join us?

Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).

offline Kate Urban Rivals Staff  
Saturday 01/03/2014, 22:54

WMD is fastly growing up it's stenght, don't waste time and join us now, it's possible that in future it will be much harder to join us smiley

offline XC-MeRLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Sunday 02/03/2014, 11:21

All the best, Izy. We need substantial English presence in this game. WMD has always been one of the best En guilds of all time.smiley

offline Cyber Moderator E X C A L I B U R
Monday 03/03/2014, 13:39

You are welcome smiley WMD is also one of the highest number of players participating in Community Cup 2014 - Qualifier EN among the EN guilds. smiley

offline XC-MeRLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Monday 03/03/2014, 21:46

Go WMD, let's give the others a run for their money smiley

offline Kate Urban Rivals Staff  
Tuesday 11/03/2014, 19:52

Bump ~

offline Zer0 s3ss Imperator The Dreamers
Monday 24/03/2014, 18:45

Bump smiley

offline Houhox Imperator  
Monday 24/03/2014, 19:05

OMG, Merlin was here again smiley
At least no damage was done. He knows we wouldn't sacrifice him... but nothing would have saved him from nipple twisting, not even William "Bauldy" Wallace smiley

offline XC-MeRLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Monday 24/03/2014, 23:29

Hehe, Houhox, we are real badasses (Babs n me, Bauldy Wallace is our enemy since US and UK have a treaty in between, which doesn't include Scotland smiley ), and thought would give Daex a friendly rush before we slept smiley

offline Kate Urban Rivals Staff  
Wednesday 16/04/2014, 23:05

Well, we need one forum guy who won't let this go to 2nd or even 3rd page in forum ;D

offline XC-MeRLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Wednesday 16/04/2014, 23:09

Okay, may I please have that job? My fees is just 10 Caelus a year, which you can pay in 10 easy instalments by direct debiit by giving me your password.
Thanks in advance.smiley

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