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[RECR] Wise Men Distracted

[RECR] Wise Men Distracted
Tuesday 20/08/2013, 18:14
W M Daexen - Moderator English

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[RECR] Wise Men Distracted
W M Daexen - Moderator - Wise Men DistractedEnglish - Tuesday 20/08/2013, 18:14

Wise Men Distracted

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!

We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...

care to join us?

Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).
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XC-GreMLiN - Legend - E X C A L I B U R Русский
Sunday 15/09/2013, 19:13

Oh God, my math sucks. Now I know why I have such a high score in ELO.
Reaper, you were too kind in your criticism, berate me well next time , haha
Infiniti, Man from the Future!
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THR REAPER - Titan - Wise Men Distracted English
Sunday 15/09/2013, 19:29

Yeah, I guess they don't correspond with one another too much. Weird, right? Lol, but yeah I'll think about it. It all depends on what level of ignorance you Grace us with. I won't make any promises though; I'm not usually real big on hurting people's feelings
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THR REAPER - Titan - Wise Men Distracted English
Sunday 15/09/2013, 22:44

It's not a coincidence that I am distracted by such a simple miscalculations folks.
It's.......W-M-D.....UU-EM-DEE.....DEE-DEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LABORATORY!?
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Revan- - Legend - Heart of Darkness English
Monday 16/09/2013, 13:55

WMD, thats all that needs said, i feel like a boss everytime i best someone with the tag, so why wouldnt you wanna join the biggest baddest guild around? The mushroom clown says it all folks.
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Infiniti - Senior English
Monday 16/09/2013, 16:38

What's math?
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XC-GreMLiN - Legend - E X C A L I B U R Русский
Tuesday 17/09/2013, 20:59

Forget Math, Infy, wth is a mushroom?
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W M Daexen - Moderator - Wise Men Distracted English
Wednesday 18/09/2013, 02:33

Mmm... mushrooms... now I want a steak...
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XC-GreMLiN - Legend - E X C A L I B U R Русский
Wednesday 18/09/2013, 10:35

Haha, Daex Sr (your son is also gonna be Daex, as i learn from a reliable source ), Bauldy and me were having a chat the other day, and I was saying I was grilling a 16 oz T-bone and he refused to hearken to my opinion that it was a great one and said bah, he was a venison man. I asked him how the hell? Ain't it a crime to shoot a deer, he told this ignoramus that it's actually them Scots' favourite pastime and they are actually deer farmers.
Holy Moly, I should actually take a hard look at migrating to the highlands.....
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WP_Bauldy - Titan - War Party English
Wednesday 18/09/2013, 10:47

Best meat in the world is venison. We farm over 80 red deer just outside Glasgow so no trip to the Highlands needed. Most supermarkets like Morrisons are selling it these days. Mostly burgers and sausages though. The best stuff is steaks and roasts which you need to find a butchers or farm shop to buy.
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W M Daexen - Moderator - Wise Men Distracted English
Friday 20/09/2013, 00:08

Venison is delicious... I grew up in a hunting family, so it was very common to pull out deer or moose meat for dinner

Just about done the 2 moose my brother decided to shoot on the same day

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