Wise Men Distracted
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!
We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...
care to join us?
Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).
Haha, Daex Sr (your son is also gonna be Daex, as i learn from a reliable source ), Bauldy and me were having a chat the other day, and I was saying I was grilling a 16 oz T-bone and he refused to hearken to my opinion that it was a great one and said bah, he was a venison man. I asked him how the hell? Ain't it a crime to shoot a deer, he told this ignoramus that it's actually them Scots' favourite pastime and they are actually deer farmers.
Holy Moly, I should actually take a hard look at migrating to the highlands.....
Best meat in the world is venison. We farm over 80 red deer just outside Glasgow so no trip to the Highlands needed. Most supermarkets like Morrisons are selling it these days. Mostly burgers and sausages though. The best stuff is steaks and roasts which you need to find a butchers or farm shop to buy.