offline W M Daexen Colossus Wise Men Distracted
Tuesday 20/08/2013, 18:14

Wise Men Distracted

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!

We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...

care to join us?

Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Friday 20/09/2013, 17:14

Okay okay, you guys convinced me, alright, but you're wrong Bauldy, Morrison's don't sell any venison in England.
@Daex: Not much of a hunter myself, mate, I prefer the supermarket smiley

offline W M Daexen Colossus Wise Men Distracted
Saturday 21/09/2013, 17:57

The supermarket certainly is easier... but I can certainly see the advantage of hunting. Just think about how much 500kg of meat would cost you at the market... that is how much moose meat we had in our freezer at one point.

I never got much into the hunting thing... too early in the morning, too cold, too much to do, etc... but an advantage of being in a hunting family is that whenever someone gets something, we still get some of it smiley

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Wednesday 02/10/2013, 20:50

Late, late, like the rabbit in the Wonderland, sorry, Daex. smiley
Guys, join WMD now and give a real challenge to Julian to reach the top.
And daex, don'tcha think it's high time we made a friendly (I mean really friendly) inter-guild tourney, with just the founders participating, and we don't award any prize, but give the guild founder a title like the 'King of neverneverland' or whatever, and do it yearly?
The guys who lose all be responsible for maintaining the rest of our guild threads by trolling them regularly, what say?
Hope it's not gonna be me, like now smiley

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Friday 04/10/2013, 00:19

WMD is the oldest and one of he best of the En guilds of all time, be it ELO, survivor or any other modality.
If you are a serious gamer, join WMD, our sister guild, they are good at almost everything.
Besides, they talk good and we need more activity in the En boards.
Pls read rules before applying!

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Thursday 10/10/2013, 15:45

What the hell, Daexen, you can always 'employ' me to bump WMD too, i.e., we can make a contract. For a humble fees of 5 Cortez a week, i will bump any guild's thread everday and can throw in a handjob as bonus once a month smiley

offline Babs Hartley Colossus TRiNiTY
Friday 11/10/2013, 01:57

HANDJOB BONUS!!!!????? smileysmileysmileysmileysmiley

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Friday 11/10/2013, 13:00

Not enough, want me to offer the head?smiley

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Friday 11/10/2013, 20:50

People, WMD, under the able management of my friend Daexen and under ELO tutoring by Julian, who has become a bit better than his 1500+ level to reach 1600, is being quite serious at ELO as well.
And elaborating to you noobs, Daexen is a mod and has got modly duties, so not here always, but me and babs and bauldy have taken over Rec of all En guilds, hence join while you qualify.
And reg the 100K processing fee that daexen ask for, I am authorised to collect it, so send a shit card to me for 100K, bloody hell, no, the other way round, you apply, I will send a S card tya for 100K and you can be in either WMD, TnT, WP, OC, or even XC, your choice.
Socialism at it's best, even Mao tse tsung would of envied! smiley

offline XC-MerLiN Colossus E X C A L I B U R
Wednesday 16/10/2013, 17:33

Haha! Bumped! smiley

offline tchami Colossus Wise Men Distracted
Thursday 17/10/2013, 05:11

LOL merlin has officially taken over this thread

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Clint City, day.