Wise Men Distracted
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... A chick named Kate stumbled across a guild unlike any she had ever encountered. After a brief conversation over some wings and beers, she quickly realized these were not the typical noob guilds she was accustomed to dealing with. These guys were smart and saavy, cool and collected, rich and beautiful... basically the most interesting guild in the world! They had mastered every facet of the game called Urban Rivals, and probably life too. And what's more, they were incredibly humble... Well Kate knew instantly that she just HAD to join this guild somehow. After years of arduous training (and hazing), she finally was able to call herself a proud member of Wise Men Distracted. And all was good for many years, until one day the Wise Men found out that Kate was a cheating little tramp who betrayed WMD by secretly awarding Cr's to noobs that didn't deserve them. Can you believe it?! So the Wise Men used their Wise Powers and transformed Kate into a lvl 1 noob, and banished her from all guilds permanently. Nobody ****'s with WMD!
We are wise (most of the time), men (and women! - still looking for 3-gendered aliens to join), and distracted (not that distracted... oooh... I have another life in Candy Crush... be right back)...
care to join us?
Send your inquiries along with a 100K clintz processing fee to your favorite WMD admin (processing fee waived for appropriately wise and unwise, distracted and not-so-distraced applicants).
Excuse me, all this is bullshit, and I am the sole recruiting 'agent' that the founder of WMD, Daexen HIMSELF has appointed.
And I would like to correct Shank's statement that all is not in good fun, and Daexen was serious when he said about the 100K fee, but as an agent, I do it for 99, 995 K, and you save a precious 5 clintz, and i guarantee that if I can't place you in WMD itself, I will get you a place in 'Little Dora's Pandora's box' or 'Awayuki Girls' guild, for just 5 Cortez extra as a bonus fee.
Okay, accept my secure trade 99995 clintz and 5 Cortez for my 50 clintz, you'll be magically transported there. Guaranteed.
Me, I don't care. Ever since i saw Icarus like 5 years back, and Manfred, 4 years, iknew, our guild is safe. They are mega egotits, but are brothers, and are awesome players and awesome men. 9I met them as boys). One is doing his engineering, and the other )Manfred) is grounded till he gets into his medical school.
I am a happy mom and I can afford to visit, fly around, and even take a few toyboys
Haha, yes, we should make our guilds good first, then we branch out.